Useless Thread MM: TSA Precheck Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

I'm not a f***ing doctor what's so bad about corn syrup

I swear people flip out about the most minor minutae. Corn syrup, chemicals and fat isn't going to kill you.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

No preference between the Ravens and Bills, I just hope the winner totally f***ing humbles the Chiefs next week.

Chiefs and Eagles rematch would be awful.

 

[John Price]

You know they had a study out the other day that said alcohol leads to cancer? Not one of those dumb correlation does not equivocate to causation things, but the dumb media rolled with "IF U DRINKZ U GETS DISEASE"

alcohol is already claimed to be linked to breast cancer

dude enough with the fearmongering. the f***ing media is complicit in spreading lies and misinformation.

 

[SoupNazi]

I'm not a f***ing doctor what's so bad about corn syrup

I swear people flip out about the most minor minutae. Corn syrup, chemicals and fat isn't going to kill you.

Like, remember when Wayne Gretzky threw that Hail Mary to win the Stanley Cup?

 

[John Price]

Last I'll rant on this for today but don't let the media and misinformation stop you from eating whatever the f*** you love, or drinking Millerades. They say my Millerade has Red 5. They say Red 5 causes cancer and disease. But I'm still standing, just like I ever did. @PanthersPens62

Like, remember when Wayne Gretzky threw that Hail Mary to win the Stanley Cup?

Not to dismiss science but we get so many conflicting reports on what is considered healthy and not healthy that it has cheapened the term. You could say a salad isn't healthy because it doesn't have enough protein.

"IT'Z EASY JUST DON'T EAT DEEP FRIED TRANS FAT SHIT."

another f***ing buzzword. The media tries too hard to instill fear in the population with this bullcrap, trying to guilt people into thinking food is bad for you. f*** the media

 

[SoupNazi]

Last I'll rant on this for today but don't let the media and misinformation stop you from eating whatever the f*** you love, or drinking Millerades. They say my Millerade has Red 5. They say Red 5 causes cancer and disease. But I'm still standing, just like I ever did. @PanthersPens62

Really? Because usually after one of those they have to drag you home to your beloved Babe Woof.

 

[John Price]

I'm hungry.

I couldn't give two shits if my food has 600 chemicals and bloat and dyes and artificial flavoring.

But complain to me on IG about how the Wawa Buffalo Chicken sandwich has all those chemicals, or Costco. "THE INGREDIENT LIST IS TOO LONG"

I'm hungry, I'm trying to eat something. IDGAF

Really? Because usually after one of those they have to drag you home to your beloved Babe Woof.

I think the biggest problem is that if you complain long enough you could get any food in the US banned. You can't eat a burger, too fatty. You can't eat meat, it's not good for you. Do I look like a f***ing vegetarian? And again, if you eat all salad all day how do you get protein? Through pills?

It's just, it just complicates eating more than it should be.

And I get it. People have allergies. People can't eat gluten, whatever. But I don't think there's a broad stroke you can just apply to everyone and say "See, this is what is generally agreed upon as healthy." And that's what the f***ing media tries to paint. "If you have 2 drinks or more a day you'll definitely get cancer." Doubt x

 

[John Price]

My favorite complaint is when people refuse to eat one single fried item because of trans fat or "fried food isn't healthy"

What the f*** is healthy to you?

Let people eat whatever the f*** they want to eat.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

you had too many injuries

if you had healthy players like Hutch this wouldn't have been an issue

There was still some pretty shitty decision making, such as continuing to blitz when Daniels was unaffected and kept burning them every time.

Daniels looked as cold-blooded as Marlo Stanfield until the game was over.

 

[John Price]

I know it's a running gag about me and fried chicken but I barely eat the stuff. It's not like I have 80 boxes of Fried Chicken and a KFC in my house.

Okay seriously I'm going to go downstairs and eat breakfast. Enough anger.

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

The expert has spoken @John Price :

 

[John Price]

The expert has spoken @John Price :

The same expert that is no longer allowed to associate with UM because of the Cavinder sanction.

 

[PanthersPens62]

The same expert that is no longer allowed to associate with UM because of the Cavinder sanction.

Then I suggest you go to Canes Insight, where no one thinks Wisky has a stones throw in hell to win this lawsuit. But keep on dreaming.

 

[SoupNazi]

What is @John Price doing today without TikTok?

 

[John Price]

What is @John Price doing today without TikTok?

I hate tiktok I'm ecstatic

People don't understand, it's not just a viral dancing site lol

 

[End of Line]

What is @John Price doing today without TikTok?

Plus eating copious amounts of fried food saying, “this won’t kill me!”

 

[John Price]

lmao dodgeball

if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

Is that part of your top 5 comedies @End of Line

Someone listed the Big Lebowski as a top comedy, I saw it a few years ago on streaming I didn't think it was that funny

"The dude abides."

I found John Goodman's character to be quite humorous at times with his vulgar rants but the whole movie is odd.

 

[John Price]

I thought Superbad was a bit overhyped but the McLovin character and the cops were pretty good

still havne't seen Pineapple Express and probably wont

 

[John Price]

Washington won 4 games last season.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I hate tiktok I'm ecstatic

People don't understand, it's not just a viral dancing site lol

Yet to hear a logical explanation for how Tiktok is any worse than American social media sites like Facebook or Twitter.

Banning Tiktok for concerns about user data while letting Facebook and Twitter have free reign over user data is f***ing bullshit.

They should be banning the nefarious practices, not targeting one specific app.

 

[John Price]

too many tryhards in competitive whose lives depend on the game. got so many complaints a few days ago from nerds

"u should uninstall this game"

"u sux"

 

[End of Line]

lmao dodgeball

if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

Is that part of your top 5 comedies @End of Line

Someone listed the Big Lebowski as a top comedy, I saw it a few years ago on streaming I didn't think it was that funny

"The dude abides."

I found John Goodman's character to be quite humorous at times with his vulgar rants but the whole movie is odd.

No its farrrrrrr from being in top 5 comedies for me

 

[John Price]

"we got a cloak and dagger that goes around as cloak all day"

BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO KEEP THEM OFF THE POINT BECAUSE OUR TEAM ISN'T DOING SHIT

YOU'RE ALSO THE HEALER TOO SO YOU DO SOMETHING

afterwards the guy just switches to iron man, like a bitch

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

too many tryhards in competitive whose lives depend on the game. got so many complaints a few days ago from nerds

"u should uninstall this game"

"u sux"

After previously complaining that all of your teammates are useless, now you're complaining that they're tryhards.

lol