Useless Thread MDXCI: Keith Yandle gigantic contract appreciation thread

[Shrimper]

The new what?

Robot Wars

 

[Siamese Dream]

Robot Wars

No we are just discussing our memories of it because you brought it up

 

[Shrimper]

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Rabbit Wars.

 

[Shrimper]

One of the best scenes of Blackadder ever.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Shrimper gon be mad when Fed takes down Muzza in straights in the final.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Ih-ih-ih-ih-itssss me! Hooray!

 

[Shrimper]

Shrimper gon be mad when Fed takes down Muzza in straights in the final.

Murray going to win in 4.

 

[Shrimper]

Millions have died, but our troops have advanced no further than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping.

 

[Siamese Dream]

 

[Siamese Dream]

So you are ze two English flying aces who are responsible for ze spilling of ze precious German blood, of many of my finest, and my blondest friends

 

[Shrimper]

Hello; the Somme Public Baths - no running, shouting, or piddling in the shallow end.

 

[Siamese Dream]

The Teutonic reputation for brutality is well-founded. Their operas last three or four days, and they have no word for "fluffy".

 

[Siamese Dream]

Good evening. I am Oberleutnant Von Gerhardt. I have a message from the Baron Von Richthoven; the greatest living German.
Which, considering his competition consists entirely of very fat men in leather shorts, burping to the tune of "She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain", is no great achievement.

 

[John Price]

Good evening. I am Oberleutnant Von Gerhardt. I have a message from the Baron Von Richthoven; the greatest living German.
Which, considering his competition consists entirely of very fat men in leather shorts, burping to the tune of "She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain", is no great achievement.

teach me more of british television so i can impress tinder grils

 

[Shrimper]

This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants.

 

[Siamese Dream]

teach me more of british television so i can impress tinder grils

Have you seen The IT Crowd?

 

[Dog]

hey nerds

 

[John Price]

Have you seen The IT Crowd?

I have not.

 

[Siamese Dream]

I have not.

Watch it.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Mickey Mouse

 

[Siamese Dream]

 

[Siamese Dream]

 

[Hansen]

teach me more of british television so i can impress tinder grils

Just watch Doctor Who starting at David Tenant years and agree with everything they say about anything else

 

[Shrimper]

"Have you tried turning it off an on again?"