Useless Thread MDXCI: Keith Yandle gigantic contract appreciation thread

[ottawa]

I would tell you if you were one of the boys. But right now you are probably a bottom 10 poster on this site sorry.

Damn, I've been falling all your tips on becoming a better poster too. It's all your fault

 

[*Bob Richards*]

His Baby Blue verse is GOAT

I hope you get a paper cut on yo' tongue.

 

[darko]

I chain smoked like a fiend a few days ago at this party. My tongue still burns from it.

I thought you quit.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

I thought you quit.

I quit buying packs. Doesn't mean I won't have one socially every so often.

 

[Krishna]

So you didn't quit

 

[Mantis]

His Baby Blue verse is GOAT

 

[ottawa]

I believe in you Syndergaard

 

[darko]

I chain smoked like a fiend a few days ago at this party. My tongue still burns from it.

I quit buying packs. Doesn't mean I won't have one socially every so often.

Bobbo

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Bobbo

I kept getting offered more and more. I CAN'T TURN DOWN FREE ONES, DARKO PLS

 

[darko]

I rustled Ser Woof's jimmies earlier today. Rustled so much that he fired me off a nasty PM lirl.

 

[Krishna]

The AH at the end of the verse gets me every time

 

[Mantis]

Damn, I've been falling all your tips on becoming a better poster too. It's all your fault

Change your avatar from an anorexic crackhead to ryan gosling. That would be a huge start

 

[Krishna]

Alright, Gambino is a mastermind

 

[yubbers]

I rustled Ser Woof's jimmies earlier today. Rustled so much that he fired me off a nasty PM lirl.

 

[darko]

I kept getting offered more and more. I CAN'T TURN DOWN FREE ONES, DARKO PLS

Yes you can!!!

And yes you will.

 

[ottawa]

**** a ***** to pass the time

 

[ottawa]

Change your avatar from an anorexic crackhead to ryan gosling. That would be a huge start

DMT that's the one tip I can't follow. I get too many compliments on this GOAT avatar

 

[Pip]

Why has Ottawa decided to post again he's so awful

 

[yubbers]

#wouldbanglights

 

[ottawa]

Why has Ottawa decided to post again he's so awful

Came here to remind you guys of how much you hate me...you guys stopped posting about me while I was away and it hurt my feelings.

I'll leave if you start dropping my name in random threads here and there

 

[Krishna]

Why has Ottawa decided to post again he's so awful

quoted for truth

 

[yubbers]

Soon will surpass Ottawa in posts

Like the leafs in the conference standings

 

[Kyle93]

When he said DMT I thought he was talking about the drug but nope that is Whiteman's initials.

 

[darko]

Why has Ottawa decided to post again he's so awful

We should rustle his jimmies.... again.

 

[darko]

Came here to remind you guys of how much you hate me...you guys stopped posting about me while I was away and it hurt my feelings.

I'll leave if you start dropping my name in random threads here and there

Still listening to Lights' horrible music?