Useless Thread MDXCI: Keith Yandle gigantic contract appreciation thread

[Satan]

when fyc uses his tongue

 

[Finnish your Czech]

when fyc uses his tongue

3) Create another regex that matches "cat" in "staccato", but not in "My cat is brown", "category" or "bobcat".

 

[Help]

when fyc uses his tongue

would you like to play a few games of lekkai?

 

[Satan]

would you like to play a few games of lekkai?

in 10 mins

 

[Finnish your Czech]

would you like to play a few games of lekkai?

 

[Satan]

u wearin ur rubber boots today

 

[Finnish your Czech]

u wearin ur rubber boots today

 

[Kairi Zaide]

like this post if you think Help is good
(if you do not like this post, then it means Help is bad)

 

[Mantis]

Help is ok but he is no barnacle jim

 

[Satan]

the lads

 

[Kairi Zaide]

satan do u watch BATTLEBOTS

 

[Help]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/sudbury/sudbury-man-punches-black-bear-1.3663954

 

[yubbers]

When you're out of 'medicine' and your winter coat delivers

 

[Mantis]

Day and night

Wha wha

 

[Mantis]

When you're out of 'medicine' and your winter coat delivers

I know that feeling but it was dry as ****.

 

[ottawa]

Hey!

 

[ottawa]

Just watched Finding Dory

 

[yubbers]

I thought you got Su-banned

 

[Kyle93]

When you're out of 'medicine' and your winter coat delivers

huh? oh nvm I think I get it.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

When you're out of 'medicine' and your winter coat delivers

u wot m8

 

[Finnish your Czech]

hive> select explode(context_ngrams(sentences(tweet), array('I', 'need', null, null, null), 10)) from twitter.full_text_ts limit 50;

{"ngram":["my","hair","done"],"estfrequency":3.0}
{"ngram":["to","take","a"],"estfrequency":3.0}
{"ngram":["a","new","job"],"estfrequency":2.0}
{"ngram":["a","tip","drill"],"estfrequency":2.0}
{"ngram":["it","in","my"],"estfrequency":2.0}
{"ngram":["something","to","do"],"estfrequency":2.0}
{"ngram":["to","get","it"],"estfrequency":2.0}
{"ngram":["to","get","up"],"estfrequency":2.0}
{"ngram":["to","know","him"],"estfrequency":2.0}
{"ngram":["to","see","this"],"estfrequency":2.0}

 

[yubbers]

u wot m8

I'm skyping with rays sister.

Seeing if she's worth $3800

 

[ottawa]

I thought you got Su-banned

I keep getting that lol...like why? why!

 

[ottawa]

Sure it's a glimmer of hope and dream, but there has to be a more rational reason behind it...couldn't people just look me up

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Just watched Finding Dory

Did you enjoy it?