Useless Thread MDXC: I get a little bit Ghengis Khan

[Mantis]

NBA Jam was da ****

You are old. Wana play Shaq Fu?

 

[John Price]

If I keep xing on tinder r I won't match

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Why would Dallas trade Seguin

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

So glad McEnroe is Raonic's coach if it means we don't have to hear his voice on every broadcast.

In Milos' post match interview the other day after McEnroe called his match Milos said that he doesn't have a problem with him pulling double duty. Isn't John just consulting during the grass court season for Milos though?

 

[Mantis]

If I keep xing on tinder r I won't match

Are you hawt?

 

[John Price]

No description - swipe left
Not attractive swipe left

Eliminates like 95% right there

Why have a tinder without some description? Just pic and age. Why would I swipe right? For a ****ing hookup? Please.

 

[darko]

People only care about basketball games.

No one cares about the real NBA.

I care.

 

[John Price]

People without description clearly bots

 

[John Price]

I care.

Only you.

 

[John Price]

This girl is named Marina and profile is all Cyrillic

Can't make this stuff up

 

[darko]

Only you.

DM too

 

[John Price]

FYI I swiped left on Marina.

 

[John Price]

University of Melbourne

Darko relative seen

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Ser would've liked it. So many black bears I thought I was in a provincial park

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

I would love to meet him but he would never meet me, not a chance

I imagine if we knew each other IRL we would have a very similar relationship to Mark and Jez in Peep Show

Peep Show follows the lives of Mark Corrigan (Mitchell) and Jeremy "Jez" Usbourne (Webb), two dysfunctional friends who share a flat in Croydon, London.[4][5] Mark is a socially awkward and despondent loan manager with a cynical outlook on life, while Jeremy is a juvenile slacker and unemployed would-be musician who lives in Mark's spare room.

Holy ****... you're not kidding lol.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Patriotism is overrated

 

[Dog]

New tinder match

Her profile says she loves memes


Oh my......

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Far easier than what Lebron did. Joining a team that just posted the best record ever is far easier than going to a borderline playoff team.

Makes me hope that the Warriors crash and burn next season. KD is a chump for making the safest and easiest decision possible IMO.

 

[John Price]

New tinder match

Her profile says she loves memes


Oh my......

Super like!!!!!!!!

 

[Finnish your Czech]

As long as you're under my roof you will live by my values!

this is BS

 

[Mantis]

this is BS

Go to your room!

 

[John Price]

Tinder

 

[Mantis]

Make a Grindr account Ix.

 

[Finnish your Czech]

Go to your room!

You don't know me!

 

[Mantis]

You don't know me!

You were adopted...