Useless Thread MDLXXXVIII: The Last UT Ever

[irunthepeg]

when irunthepeg and Guerzy are going for lunch together in downtown Winnipeg friday afternoon as free agency begins

imagine meeting Mark Scheifele and Patrik Laine out for lunch together

 

[RayP]

The woman is not your chauffeur.

Hush.

You're a full time chaffueur for like minimum wage. Who are
You to speak on this matter?

 

[Guerzy]

She prefers to drive. I do too, but of all the things I'm going to fight her over this is not one I'm going to pick.

She clearly wears the pants in your relationship if you cannot even drive the car. No man should routinely be driven around by his wife.

Ray noted *****.

 

[KareemTrustfund]

ROFL ix laying down the law on Ray.

 

[John Price]

Ray. Did you park in Seattle and walk around. Or did you take the bus in.

 

[RayP]

when irunthepeg and Guerzy are going for lunch together in downtown Winnipeg friday afternoon as free agency begins

Don't let him take you out for Italian and let him pick the place.


But if you did let him, I sure as hell wouldn't put out if I were you.

 

[Guerzy]

when ix comes out of nowhere at Ray

 

[irunthepeg]

Ray comes into thread to act macho and make fun of Canada... instead leaves with his tail between his legs. At the hands of ixcuincle & the boys

 

[John Price]

You should have sent more ****ing Seattle pics. Damn you.

Did you see the first Starbucks across from pike place. Or the gum wall. People just putting their wet gum on a wall lol

 

[Guerzy]

imagine meeting Mark Scheifele and Patrik Laine out for lunch together

wow.

 

[John Price]

Ray comes into thread to act macho and make fun of Canada... instead leaves with his tail between his legs. At the hands of ixcuincle & the boys

He was right about Canada

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Ray hasn't put together a coherent sentence yet in this thread. He's obviously drunk. And its still the A.M over there ROFL. Bah gawd Ray, slow er down.

 

[RayP]

You guys have it all wrong. I can see, lay back and nap, watch some porn, or just do I want while I make that ***** drive.

hell I could even drink a beer if I wanted to.


But yeah I should be driving. BECUADE OM A MAN AMD MEN DRIVE!!!!!

 

[irunthepeg]

wow.

what if Mark[spoil]o Dano[/spoil] is here with his [spoil]mother[/spoil] just to get ready for the upcoming season and to spend more time in the city...

 

[John Price]

You could have walked from pike place to the space needle. Or up the hill to that vantage point I forget the name of.

 

[RayP]

You should have sent more ****ing Seattle pics. Damn you.

Did you see the first Starbucks across from pike place. Or the gum wall. People just putting their wet gum on a wall lol

Yes and yes, no to gum wall. That's dumb.

 

[irunthepeg]

Ray hasn't put together a coherent sentence yet in this thread. He's obviously drunk. And its still the A.M over there ROFL. Bah gawd Ray, slow er down.

I'd say he's recovering but you'd have to admit alcoholism for that first...

You guys have it all wrong. I can see, lay back and nap, watch some porn, or just do I want while I make that ***** drive.

hell I could even drink a beer if I wanted to.


But yeah I should be driving. BECUADE OM A MAN AMD MEN DRIVE!!!!!

can't even put down the porn for a drive with the wife?

 

[John Price]

You guys have it all wrong. I can see, lay back and nap, watch some porn, or just do I want while I make that ***** drive.

hell I could even drink a beer if I wanted to.


But yeah I should be driving. BECUADE OM A MAN AMD MEN DRIVE!!!!!

You're right

Should have drunk beer as passenger

 

[RayP]

Walked by
The space needle but did not go in. Meh.

 

[Guerzy]

You guys have it all wrong. I can see, lay back and nap, watch some porn, or just do I want while I make that ***** drive.

hell I could even drink a beer if I wanted to.


But yeah I should be driving. BECUADE OM A MAN AMD MEN DRIVE!!!!!

excuses

is all i am seeing here

 

[John Price]

Yes and yes, no to gum wall. That's dumb.

To the left of that bull statue there's the gum wall down an alley

 

[RayP]

I'd say he's recovering but you'd have to admit alcoholism for that first...




can't even put down the porn for a drive with the wife?

She was worried the air BNB we stayed at wasn't insulated enough. So we kept it basic.


I need my freaky

 

[yubbers]

Ray knows what's up

Driving sucks. I'd rather chill and get hammered

 

[John Price]

Yeah it costs like fifteen dollars to go to the top but it's a good view.

 

[irunthepeg]

I know what the P in RayP stands for now... he can't go 20 min without it