Useless Thread MDLXXXVIII: The Last UT Ever

[John Price]

Barry: What's with the gun?
Waj: Proper replica man.
Barry: It's too small man!
Waj: Not too small, brother. Big hands!

 

[John Price]

Barry: [shouting as he sticks his head through from the boot of the car] Alright Omar! I'm letting you go to Pakistan! My unit, stays here! But my unit's the main unit!
Omar: Barry, shut up, mate! 'Cause I tell ya, your little brain cell might go off now and again, but if you hands even go to move, if you try to set up the Islamic State of Tinsley again, going to university lectures, opening your big mouth, buying some more silver nitrate from Amazon... I'm gonna rip your plugs out!
Barry: Not if you're not here, you won't!

 

[John Price]

Peener which movie was funnier hot fuzz or four lions

 

[Dog]

Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman, them boys up to something
They just spent like two or three weeks out the country
Them boys up to something they just not just bluffing
You don't have to call I hit my dance like Usher
I just found my tempo like I'm DJ mustard

 

[John Price]

Hassan: [Raps] I'm the Mujahideen and I'm making a scene / Now you's gonna feel what the boom-boom means / It's like Tupac said, "When I die, I'm not dead"/ We are the martyrs, you're just smashed tomatoes / Allahu Akbar!
[Audience screams as Hassan detonate his suicide belt releasing party streams]
Barry: [Silent from audience] Mashallah, brother

 

[John Price]

IslamicStateOfHockeysFuture

 

[Dog]

IslamicStateOfHockeysFuture.memes.org

 

[Finnish your Czech]

RIP HFboards

 

[yubbers]

Yuber

 

[Dog]

yubbers.yuber.ca

 

[Dog]

brexit.hockey.co.uk

 

[Hammettf2b]

elllooo guvnahs

 

[Pharrell Williams]

four lions is my favorite movie.

 

[John Price]

Surprised nobody commented on my smoothie or pizza sandwiches last night

 

[John Price]

That was three day old pizza.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Peener which movie was funnier hot fuzz or four lions

I don't know, they are both great

Watch Hot Fuzz and decide for yourself

 

[Bones Malone]

Surprised nobody commented on my smoothie or pizza sandwiches last night

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Why would you make pizza smoothies? Just eat it. Not everything has to be a smoothie. #SickOfSmoothieFad

 

[Bones Malone]

Ixbecile

 

[yubbers]

Can't nobody stop the juice
so baby tell me whats the use

 

[John Price]

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Why would you make pizza smoothies? Just eat it. Not everything has to be a smoothie. #SickOfSmoothieFad

I didn't make pizza smoothies.

I made a smoothie with blueberry and orange and banana and melted Klondike bars. It looked putrid lol

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Ayyyyyyyyy lmao

sup crew

 

[John Price]

I also crammed three day old pizza into a sandwich and it was perhaps the worst thing I've ever "cooked"

 

[Finnish your Czech]

Ayyyyyyyyy lmao

sup crew

 

[irunthepeg]

RST hike

 

[KareemTrustfund]

Fyc I'm glad you have all my old memes on tap.