Useless Thread MDLXXXV: Hugh Jessiman Appreciation Thread

[RayP]

She must have quit her job mid flight. Only explanation. M


Ridiculous.


Unbelievable.

 

[Siamese Dream]

4 hours 50 minutes. Then an hour flight to Spokane.


And I'll be fine. I'm not a ***** like you.


Speaking of *****es, where did this flight attendant ***** go? Need a ****ing refill.

RayP be like

 

[Siamese Dream]

 

[Guerzy]

She must have quit her job mid flight. Only explanation. M


Ridiculous.


Unbelievable.

Calm down Ray. She has other people to look after than just you.

 

[S A W F T*]

Maybe you should have stopped grabbing her buttcheeks

 

[Siamese Dream]

 

[Siamese Dream]

I don't like Lufthansa, the stewardesses wear trousers

 

[Guerzy]

Ray is your wife also drinking copious amounts of alcohol?

 

[RayP]

Ray is your wife also drinking copious amounts of alcohol?

Merlot for her. Not by choice. Only red they have.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

There are a couple of Mexicans on this flight.


Didn't know Mexicans can fly.

Wtf does this even mean

 

[RayP]

Wtf does this even mean

I neber see Mexicans in the airport or on flights. Ever.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Gigantic line at the Costco food court today

 

[RayP]

Gigantic line at the Costco food court today

Better get your ass behind the register and start ringing up those slices of pizza, boy.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Better get your ass behind the register and start ringing up those slices of pizza, boy.

No. I don't work in the food court, I'm buying pizza before my shift.

Also don't refer to your superiors as boy—it's poor taste

 

[Hammettf2b]

4 hours 50 minutes. Then an hour flight to Spokane.


And I'll be fine. I'm not a ***** like you.


Speaking of *****es, where did this flight attendant ***** go? Need a ****ing refill.

How much do in flight drinks cost these days?

 

[Siamese Dream]

No. I don't work in the food court, I'm buying pizza before my shift.

Also don't refer to your superiors as boy—it's poor taste

Oh dis gon b gud

Fight!!!

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Lady asked me if I was in line then got so visibly upset when I said yes. Wtf *****

 

[Hammettf2b]

No. I don't work in the food court, I'm buying pizza before my shift.

Also don't refer to your superiors as boy—it's poor taste

Bopom

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Oh dis gon b gud

Fight!!!

You are a child

 

[RayP]

How much do in flight drinks cost these days?

***** please.



Fly in style and you don't have to pay.

 

[RayP]

No. I don't work in the food court, I'm buying pizza before my shift.

Also don't refer to your superiors as boy—it's poor taste

You work at Costco. You're barely above a fast food employee for ****s sake.

 

[Guerzy]

ROFL a

 

[Bee Sheriff]

The ***** tried to cut in front of my when they called for next person in line. Took a big lunge

 

[Bee Sheriff]

You work at Costco. You're barely above a fast food employee for ****s sake.

Well if I'm fake I don't know that cause my money ain't

 

[RayP]

Well if I'm fake I don't know that cause my money ain't

Have you even moved out of mommy's house yet?