Useless Thread MDLXXXIX - The Predatory Wasp of The Palisades Is Out To Get Us

[John Price]

The only podcast talking about the Wednesday chaos is mvw

 

[Satan]

Podcast ripped Panthers for getting rid of kulikov for yandle Lirl like "what are the Panthers doing"

Lmao

 

[John Price]

This podcast is outdated talking about Stamkos sweepstakes

 

[John Price]

But the Panthers are all right because something something barkov something jagr 45 years old something luongo

 

[John Price]

Lucic

 

[John Price]

Lirl this woman on tinder

 

[John Price]

These girls just wear caps hats and jerseys

Swipe right

They wear Rangers or Philly gear

Swipe left

 

[John Price]

This is so boring these girls aren't interesting

Either too hot or too mediocre

 

[Bones Malone]

I think today is going to be an uneventful day

 

[Satan]

These girls just wear caps hats and jerseys

Swipe right

They wear Rangers or Philly gear

Swipe left

Swipe me

 

[John Price]

This woman is kissing a poster of Merkel

Must not like brexit

 

[John Price]

I think today is going to be an uneventful day

Do you like kulikov

 

[John Price]

Swipe me

Okay

 

[Bones Malone]

This is so boring these girls aren't interesting

Either too hot or too mediocre

Screw swiping left and right, swipe up and down like you always have.

 

[John Price]

Keep swiping right by accident

So clumsy

 

[John Price]

Screw swiping left and right, swipe up and down like you always have.

Hmmm

 

[John Price]

This woman has put a picture of a tiny dog as her profile pic

I swiped right

Live dangerously

 

[Siamese Dream]

This is so boring these girls aren't interesting

Either too hot or too mediocre

Oh, Will, don't go for the good-looking girls, because everyone's after them. Someone like you will have much more of a chance if you go for the plainer girls.
Someone like me?
Trust me, good-looking girls just break your heart. Let the good-looking boys go out with the good-looking girls.
Are you saying you think I'm not good-looking?
Darling, I think you're beautiful.
Right. Thanks, mum.

 

[Bones Malone]

Buffalo to offer Okposo crazy $

fml

 

[Siamese Dream]

I've never rated Okposo

 

[Finnish your Czech]

Buffalo to offer Okposo crazy $

fml

Yess

 

[Satan]

Okposo is probably the best free agent this yr by a mile

 

[Shrimper]

Rangers suck now.

Pens won't do anything today, don't need to.

 

[Bones Malone]

Last time we offered someone crazy money it was Doan at something like 7m+ a few years ago.

 

[Bones Malone]

And before that was Ville ****ing Leino