Useless Thread MDLXXXIX - The Predatory Wasp of The Palisades Is Out To Get Us

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Shrimper

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Penalties are 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 15% pain and 100% reason to remember the name
 

Kairi Zaide

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What makes penalty kicks any more lucky than any other situation in a game?

Surely in open play there are even more variables because you're under physical pressure from other players and the ball is bouncing around.
In open play, the better team will cause more opportunities that may result in a goal - and these opportunities sometimes have a higher chance of converting (which the better teams will cause more often) than a penalty shot (the goalie is totally out of position, and you basically have an open net, stuff like that).
 

Siamese Dream

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In open play, the better team will cause more opportunities that may result in a goal - and these opportunities sometimes have a higher chance of converting (which the better teams will cause more often) than a penalty shot (the goalie is totally out of position, and you basically have an open net, stuff like that).

But if the score is still even after 90 minutes and extra time then generally the teams are pretty equal. Then it comes down to mental toughness and handling the pressure, players at this level should be able to hit the target from there every time.
 

Ceremony

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Penalties are 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 15% pain and 100% reason to remember the name

Perhaps the most tragic part of this post is you know he googled the full line before posting it

Go to bed, Shrimper
 

Chris Hagen*

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So a golf swing is luck? Gotta be lucky and not have some magical force of physics appear mid-way through your swing and drastically affect it.
 

Chris Hagen*

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No one is saying there isn't luck involved in sports. We're saying that your reasoning as to why there's luck involved is incorrect.
 

Chris Hagen*

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Players millions of golf balls, shoot millions of pucks, and kick millions of balls in order to gain full control over their motion. If a player plants his foot differently and misses the net by 2 inches, it's not because he got unlucky, it's because he ****ed up.
 

Bee Sheriff

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Kairi Zaide

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TJ, call me when you find a player in the world that can precisely hit the ball 1000 times in a net with a variance that is half the diameter of the soccer ball or less when put in ideal conditions.

Or a golf player that can hit a, I don't know, target with a diameter of 1m from a distance of about 200 yards.

In either case, you will get what will appear to be a gaussian distribution of the position around the intended target. Does that mean the player ****ed up on all shots that were not on the target? Nope. The player likely ****ed up for the shots that were at least 1 (maybe even 2) standard deviations from the intended mean, but that's about 70/95% of the shots a player doesn't screw drastically.

Even a machine will not achieve perfect accuracy for those sports.

The variance that is created is undoubtly created by uncontrollable factors, which I've stated many times. The accumulation of all those can have a noticeable impact.

Even the most trained athlete will not have 100% perfect motion control for kicking a ball, swinging a club, etc. And as I said, unperfect motion is not the only factor.
 

Chris Hagen*

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While I'd love to continue this scintillating discussion on physics and the statistical distribution of penalty kicks, I'm heading out for dinner.

I will report back in later.
 

Soliloquy of a Dogge

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You know that feeling where you sleep, and sleep and sleep some more but feel more tired than before you went to sleep?

Stayed up all night. Watched some of Djokovic's 3rd set at around 6ish AM, fell back asleep during rain delay, watched some of Djokovic's match in the 4th set, fell back asleep during the rain delay, woke back up and watched the end of the match. Took an hour cat nap big spooning my dog. Woke up. Watched show about aliens for 30 minutes. Took a 2 hour nap afterwards and I'm still lethargic... :(
 

Kyle93

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Made an actual tinder just for fun last night and I just got a match hmmm. Wonder if it's a bot or a troll.
 
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