Useless Thread MDLXXXIX - The Predatory Wasp of The Palisades Is Out To Get Us

[John Price]

why did bruins buy out seidenberg

 

[John Price]

Caps fans KEEN on getting seidenberg

snatch him up boys

 

[Mantis]

2011 Seidenberg was a beast. 2016 Seidenberg was pretty bad. He had a lot of hard miles on that body.

 

[yubbers]

Off to bed

Can't stay awake for more than 5 minutes

 

[Oogie Boogie]

July

 

[Siamese Dream]

Off to bed

Can't stay awake for more than 5 minutes

 

[Mantis]

I don't know what RayP is doing but it looks soooooooooooo fun

 

[Shrimper]

Only 3 days of Reddit Gold left

 

[Shrimper]

I was surprised last night at the game to find out Giolito was pitching, as this cell phone is utter garbage and goes to 25% battery after 4 hours, meaning I can't tweet or reddit or do anything other than take pictures and snapchats. I was sitting in my customary perch high above the field and the TV scoreboard indicates his debut was tomorrow, and I was very stunned.
How quickly they grow up. It seemed only yesterday that Giolito was in A advanced last year, pitching for our Potomac Nationals. I had the chance to meet him last year, and I'll always say, it was such a cordial experience because he stayed and signed for everyone that day. He was kind enough to personalize an autographed ball (Most players don't even have the time to personalize one, when I got Zimmermann's autograph it was just RZ written hastily on the ball) so I still have it in the shelf of collectibles, with the inscription of the signee and the date it was signed.
He is a very nice young man and I only wish I could see him in town tonight but I can't go to three games in a row. So I will be intently listening on the radio tonight as he makes his debut, and I wish him the best of luck.

 

[yubbers]

Nexus 5?

 

[Siamese Dream]

Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane
I'm so ****ing happy I could cry
Every joke can have its truth but now the joke's on you
I never knew you were such a funny guy

Oh nice guys finish last, when you are the outcast
Don't pat yourself on the back you might break your spine

 

[Siamese Dream]

I don't know what RayP is doing but it looks soooooooooooo fun

He's probably being really competitive trying to show off and proper going for it as well

 

[RayP]

He's probably being really competitive trying to show off and proper going for it as well

We ****in won boys.

 

[Siamese Dream]

I remember when Bastian Schweinsteiger was a spotty teenager

 

[Mantis]

We ****in won boys.

Nobody won whatever that was

 

[Siamese Dream]

Nobody won whatever that was

They did catch up to the one in front probably because Ray was OP

 

[Siamese Dream]

It speaks volumes about soccerball when the commentators don't even bother acknowledging the dives anymore

 

[Kairi Zaide]

 

[Kairi Zaide]

 

[Kyle93]

stahp.

 

[Mantis]

stahp.

This.

 

[Dog]

Zaide memes

 

[Siamese Dream]

Zaide deflecting attention away from Italy losing

 

[Mantis]

Watching Problem Child on NetFlix

 

[Chris Hagen*]

AND THE ITALIANS HAVE EQUALIZED IT IN THE 78TH MINUTE!

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