Useless Thread MDLXXXI: ESPN Picture Randomizer

[irunthepeg]

i am on cap friendly looking at people rebuilding their teams

this guy did vancouver

here are some of the trades he has listed for the rebuild:

vancouver trades Higgins, Burrows and two 2nd round picks for Provorov and Sanheim

vancouver trades sutter, dorsett, granlund and a 1st (a few other late picks) to mtl for chucky, gally and Scherbak

Sedins (1 mil retained) for ho-sang, Pulock and Barzal

but here is my personal fave

Markstrom, J.
Baertschi, S.
Erne, A.
Miller, R ($1,500,000 retained).
Sautner, A.
Additional Details: 2017 3rd round pick
2018 3rd round pick
2018 2nd round pick

for

Hellebuyck, C
Ehlers, N
Connor, K
Morrissey, J
Additional Details: 2017 1st round pick; Future conciderations ( if winnipeg makes the playoffs
2016 2nd round pick

Gotta throw that in for the pick swaps

 

[izzy]

end of the day vancouver would look like this

Drouin-Mackinnon-Kucherov
Ehlers-Chucky-Virtanen
Boeser-Horvat-Gallagher
Kyle Connor-PLD-Scherbak

Edler-provorov
Hutton-Gudbrandson
Sanheim-J.Roy
Tryamkin

Hellebuyck
Demko

Wow!

 

[Guerzy]

at the time most thought crawford was even overpaid, but he really upped his game to a new level after that contract and now it looks like a steal if anything.

you have yet to wish me a happy birthday in my thread

 

[izzy]

also worth noting that if they managed to get that team together and they all come off their elcs vancouvers cap will be like 200 million

 

[Bones Malone]

When Reddit passes the lounge in terms of quality

 

[irunthepeg]

end of the day vancouver would look like this

Drouin-Mackinnon-Kucherov
Ehlers-Chucky-Virtanen
Boeser-Horvat-Gallagher
Kyle Connor-PLD-Scherbak

Edler-provorov
Hutton-Gudbrandson
Sanheim-J.Roy
Tryamkin

Hellebuyck
Demko

Wow!

They'd probably be very ****** next season but in 4-5 years they'd still be ****** because they don't have enough good vets to help the young guys learn to win. Edmonton 2.0.

 

[Dog]

Team name: ????

GM: Bark Messier

Head coach: Lindy Ruff

Assistant coaches: Brian Leesh, FiDomi

Forward lines:
Patrick Shar-Pei - Collar McDavid - Phil Kennel
Spaniel Sedin - Jamie Bennji - Jari Furri
Johnny GrrDrool - Pavlov Dogsyuk - Ray Sheppard
Jay Beagle - Ryan Nugent-Hatescats - Drew Staffordshire

Defense:
Akita Nikitin
Brian Griffin Reinhart
Doggie Hamilton
Aleksander Barkov
Jake Muzzlin'

Goalies:
Cujo
Dominic Hasit-siit-siiiiiiiit
Corey Schnauzer

Owner: Daryl Katz (very much disliked)

Retired jerseys: Gordie Howl

Black Aces:
Justin AirBudkader
Kyle Pomeranian
Jordin Toto
Tail Wagupov

 

[Satan]

Owner: Daryl Katz (very much disliked)

 

[irunthepeg]

Retired jerseys: Gordie Howl

 

[Dog]

Doggie Hamilton

 

[Kyle93]

They'd probably be very ****** next season but in 4-5 years they'd still be ****** because they don't have enough good vets to help the young guys learn to win. Edmonton 2.0.

Edler

 

[izzy]

tbf some of these arent that bad

another canucks rebuild just has Vancouver signing barrie, eriksson and versteeg and paying a big price to bring in Duchene (include Tanev, a first and more) and trading assets to dump dorsett and burrows

 

[irunthepeg]

Edler

>know how to win

 

[Bones Malone]

Team name: ????

Wisconsin Woofers

 

[izzy]

What are u gonna do when you cannot moderate on HFBoards anymore since the website is closing

go post on capfriendly

 

[Kyle93]

>know how to win

Jim Benning does

 

[Satan]

izzy how are your bedford blues

 

[irunthepeg]

go post on capfriendly

Izzy kiss me i missed u

 

[izzy]

Izzy kiss me i missed u

 

[Dog]

go post on capfriendly

I love you

 

[Satan]

when izzy playedfor the bedford blues and scored 0 goals in 18 games

 

[izzy]

when izzy playedfor the bedford blues and scored 0 goals in 18 games

you are right i never scored a goal

my games played stats are a bit off tho

 

[Satan]

should change urname to IzzyNoGoals

 

[Satan]

when u cant go to bier market wtb

 

[irunthepeg]

Tetsuo & Youth