Useless Thread MDLXXXI: ESPN Picture Randomizer

[John Price]

Still waiting for Ray to address Britney.

 

[Siamese Dream]

I don't think I've ever wanted a Big Mac more in my life.

Did you not see Super Size Me?

 

[Satan]

when bobs name is absolute horse ****

 

[Bee Sheriff]

I don't think I've ever wanted a Big Mac more in my life.

I would love a double hamburger and 10 piece McNuggets right now

 

[John Price]

the NORTH

 

[Kyle93]

I don't think I've ever wanted a Big Mac more in my life.

Bacanator mmmm

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Did you not see Super Size Me?

The first time I saw that movie I had McDonalds lirl

 

[Siamese Dream]

I dont' think there are going to be any happy stories on the news for a while

There are very rarely happy stories on the news

 

[Kyle93]

Did you not see Super Size Me?

I have seen it twice, doesn't make me want them any less.

 

[John Price]

Have not ubered for a week

Damn headaches and coughs

 

[Dog]

nord

 

[John Price]

Why does Kyle eat trash like McD when he

WHOA
LADY GAGA LOOKS DIFFERENT

 

[Kyle93]

Why does Kyle eat trash like McD when he

WHOA
LADY GAGA LOOKS DIFFERENT

hmm?

 

[John Price]

Why does Kyle eat trash like McD when he can easily eat Mary Browns.

 

[John Price]

I'd rather go to Pizza Pizza than McD.

 

[John Price]

If Kyle knows so much about grils and Italian grils maybe he should start going outside and talking to Toronto grils

 

[Hansen]

I always tell her I am going to have to buy her some handcuffs

Knowing Italian girls shed put them on you and then go out for dinner with her family leaving you tied to the bed

 

[John Price]

 

[Kyle93]

If Kyle knows so much about grils and Italian grils maybe he should start going outside and talking to Toronto grils

I just can't talk to grils, haven't since like grade 8 so if I tried now I would be the most awkward guy you would ever see and it would be so embarrassing.

 

[Ceremony]

Did you not see Super Size Me?

*arrives late*

What? Oh, I oh, fine

Yeah, it just really made me want a Big Mac.

 

[Hansen]

Lmao my boss is trying to bribe the guys into signing this contract by adding a $10 cash signing bonus.

A $10 bonus for signing away $3000 for no reason.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Knowing Italian girls shed put them on you and then go out for dinner with her family leaving you tied to the bed

She is a very sweet gril

 

[John Price]

And that's the CBS Evening News.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Knowing Italian girls shed put them on you and then go out for dinner with her family leaving you tied to the bed

It can't be the case that I like her less because she's Swiss, but on the other hand, I think it is the case?

If she's not Italian, that just means she's really ****ing snippy

 

[John Price]

I just can't talk to grils, haven't since like grade 8 so if I tried now I would be the most awkward guy you would ever see and it would be so embarrassing.

just do it