Useless Thread MDLXXXI: ESPN Picture Randomizer

[Satan]

#AUT 0-2 #HUN FT:

Shots: 10-14
Pass accuracy: 72%-74%
Chances created: 4-12
Crosses: 17-14

Done and dusted.

 

[Guerzy]

Just because your precious H F Boards is goign on exchange doesn't mean u have to take it out on us

Shut up

 

[irunthepeg]

FOOTBALL FRIEND a

 

[Satan]

Lots of people saying "what's gonna happen with hockey analytics when we get player and puck tracking data?"

 

[Guerzy]

#AUT 0-2 #HUN FT:

Shots: 10-14
Pass accuracy: 72%-74%
Chances created: 4-12
Crosses: 17-14

Done and dusted.

soccer is awful. 100% garbage.

 

[irunthepeg]

I mean i thought ixcuincle was bad. No. Satan and Doland are just putrid.

Remove them Soupy.

Shut up

Previous Usernames: ixcuincle

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[Mantis]

 

[Guerzy]

Previous Usernames: ixcuincle

...

What exactly are you implying with a statement like this?

 

[RayP]

Did you mean to call them Mongols or mongrels?

probably.

 

[Kyle93]

Just because your precious H F Boards is goign on exchange doesn't mean u have to take it out on us

It's actually not.

 

[irunthepeg]

What exactly are you implying with a statement like this?

you are posting mean things about yourself here. it's pretty damn obvious. just open your EYES.

 

[Satan]

Under the heading of MacLean’s last pun….. The airport is jammed. We have just driven from San Jose to

San Francisco. Kathy Broderick, our producer, and the boss of Coach’s Corner gets us a luggage cart.

Where would we be without her? We take a train and it seems to go on forever. We locate the elevators

and check in and then the fun begins for me with security at the airport. Kathy has a nexus and waltzes

thru, MacLean has pre-check and breezes by and I have to fight my way thru. I know I am going to be

body searched which is always pleasant because of my cufflinks and the medal in my braces. I really

believe that this is the lowest form of civilization. There is a well dressed man behind me, I hand him a

tray and he says “thank you, it’s nice to know that manners still exist in this chaos.” Sure enough I am

pulled to the side and lectured and patted down with a body search. You really have to see some of

these guys that do the body searches. I really believe that they get a kick out of body searching people

who are well dressed. No matter, when I am thru this jungle, Ron and Kathy meet me on the other side.

Ron is there smiling, the smug smile on his face, he gets a kick out of seeing me go thru the trials and

tribulations with security. As we sit and wait for out delayed plane, it’s just the start of our 14 hour trip.

Kathy makes the mistake saying when she was a little girl her mom used to do a lot of sewing. And she

had her house broken into and ransacked and they knew it when opening the front door as there were

buttons everywhere. Oh oh I say to myself, this is a killer opening for MacLean. He always has a pun for

people’s misfortunes. For two months I have been enduring his puns, after awhile they get you down. I

now find in retaliation I am as bad as MacLean as we try to top each other. Sure enough MacLean starts

“did your mom come undone?” me “police thought this case was sewn up but it was full of holes”,

MacLean “here I thought you were just a needler”, me “quiet, button up,” Maclean “kidding about this

is unseemly, Me: “sew what, they couldn’t pin it on anyone?” Maclean “well I’ll be darned”, and I say

“we have to go, I am hanging by a thread”, and MacLean says “lets zip it”. Maclean gets the last word

again, he wins.

 

[Guerzy]

irunthepeg,

If you leave another senseless visitor message for me i will simply report it.

That is your warning, please stop.

 

[Satan]

 

[Guerzy]

you are posting mean things about yourself here. it's pretty damn obvious. just open your EYES.

I'm not even going to respond to this in any further detail.

 

[irunthepeg]

It's actually not.

let go of the denial, Kyle

 

[Satan]

 

[beowulf]

 

[Help]

boss hog

 

[Satan]

 

[irunthepeg]

irunthepeg,

If you leave another senseless visitor message for me i will simply report it.

That is your warning, please stop.

I'm not even going to respond to this in any further detail.

Twitter fingers turn to trigger fingers

 

[Kyle93]

let go of the denial, Kyle

If it does shut down I will kill myself, HF is what I live and breathe for. So if true HF will be held responsible for my death.

 

[Guerzy]

Did you mean to call them Mongols or mongrels?

probably.

Excuse Ray, he's in the midst of drinking a tall boy and he's likely nearly three sheets to the wind.

 

[irunthepeg]

boss hog

boss hog outlawz

 

[Satan]

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