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9:30 a.m. – Workshop: "So you've been drafted by Edmonton."
In this interactive workshop, prospects will practice hearing their names called by the Oilers until they can ensure that they won't make any facial expressions that the media in every other city will interpret as unhappiness and talk about until the end of time. Special guest appearance by Connor McDavid.
4:30 pm – Psychological testing.
Prospects will undergo a rigorous psychological evaluation to ensure that they're possessed by an overpowering and unyielding desire to win at any and all costs, as administered by the same teams that spent all year losing on purpose to draft them.