So earlier at Walmart this little girl, she looked about three. She was sitting in her cart mean mugging me like I kicked her puppy. Being the "adult" that I am, I smile and waved at her. This demon child rolled her eyes at me. I'm not about to be played by some bald headed demon spawn. So I walk over to the mom and ask her if I can give her some candy, the mom smiled and said sure. I told the little girl to put in her pocket and save it for later which she did. I walked away, headed to the manager and told him that little girl was stealing M&Ms. The manager thanked me, stating that he is soo tired of these parents not controlling these kids. Manager walked over to them, asks them to empty their pockets. I then looked at the little girl and flicked her off and walked out the store like a boss. #IDoWhatIWant And I don't regret sharing this because half of you jerks really think that I would do this. #ImNotThatMean Lol you should know me better!! Had to share this, laughed when I read it.