Useless Thread MDLXV: All for that which you search is within

[ThirdManIn]

reminder: the useless thread is for useless posts

Reminder: I got fired from my sweet substitute teaching gig for throwing a 15 year old out of a window. It was only the first floor that time.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Trust me, it's better this way.

 

[John Price]

What the ****

 

[Kyle93]

Reminder: I got fired from my sweet substitute teaching gig for throwing a 15 year old out of a window. It was only the first floor that time.

I wish I had a teacher like that. Not afraid to punish the bad kids.

 

[ThirdManIn]

Worst case scenario a mod deletes your post...

I mean, the worst case scenario is my post somehow triggers an ancient apocalypse prophecy, and we all die horribly slow deaths after thick clouds blot out the Sun for centuries.

 

[darko]

TMI - first banned mod.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

I wish I had a teacher like that. Not afraid to punish the bad kids.

you only wish that because you sit in the corner cowering out of all and any interaction

 

[darko]

What the ****

Hows the dog?

 

[ThirdManIn]

I wish I had a teacher like that. Not afraid to punish the bad kids.

They were being too respectful, actually. I knew they were up to something, and the window was open.

 

[Kyle93]

you only wish that because you sit in the corner cowering out of all and any interaction

That is actually false but you can believe what you want to believe. I don't care about a Kanye West fanboys opinion.

 

[Bee Sheriff]

Witnessed a man in an electric cart throw a tantrum the other day at work.

A manager refused to override his expired membership to allow him to buy pills so he began screaming and dropping f-bombs then attempted to snap his card in half but only was able to bend it before throwing it on the floor and electric carting his way to the exit door

 

[Bones Malone]

I mean, the worst case scenario is my post somehow triggers an ancient apocalypse prophecy, and we all die horribly slow deaths after thick clouds blot out the Sun for centuries.

Well obviously that's the WORST case scenario

 

[Bee Sheriff]

That is actually false but you can believe what you want to believe. I don't care about a Kanye West fanboys opinion.

You speak constantly of your social failures

 

[irunthepeg]

What the ****

nice avatar

 

[Bee Sheriff]

nice avatar

I'm the newest member of the bad boy team

 

[Kyle93]

You speak constantly of your social failures

I don't sit in the corner is what I am saying.

 

[irunthepeg]

Ugh... TMI is here

 

[irunthepeg]

Hi TMI #17000

 

[Bones Malone]

I don't sit in the corner is what I am saying.

Is your room in the corner of your parents house?

 

[Bee Sheriff]

slither.io

 

[irunthepeg]

slither.io

GOAT

have it on my phone

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Witnessed a man in an electric cart throw a tantrum the other day at work.

A manager refused to override his expired membership to allow him to buy pills so he began screaming and dropping f-bombs then attempted to snap his card in half but only was able to bend it before throwing it on the floor and electric carting his way to the exit door

 

[irunthepeg]

we deserve a smoke break

 

[Kyle93]

Is your room in the corner of your parents house?

More in the middle.

 

[Bones Malone]

When you really hope that's rancid coolant because you are positive you wiped properly.