Useless Thread MDLXII: Talking About Christmas In May Edition

[RayP]

In fact, much like myself his favorite food is steak. It's the only thing he begs for. He just stands there drooling. If I'm eating anything else he doesn't even pay attention. I've tried giving him veggies, but he spits them out. My other dog likes carrots though.

the small guy or big guy?


if i cut into a bell pepper and joe is in bed, within a minute he'll be in the kitchen crying for that bell pepper. it's the only thing i've seen literally wake him up when he's nowhere near the kitchen.


but he'll beg for anything he sees us eating at the end of the day, but bell peppers are the only thing he'll groan and cry for us to give him.

 

[Kyle93]

I feel like swiss chalet.

 

[John Price]

How long until Chris Hagen complains about how selfish humans are for imprisoning cats and dogs. Should roam free! Domestication of animals is bad!

 

[Chris Hagen*]

Hilarious coming from you. The same guy who says he's goin to fix his forum.



(He said this two years ago)

Makes sense.

 

[Chris Hagen*]

Big day today of sitting around posting on the Internet, being a friendless virgin, and accomplishing nothing in your life, Mike?

 

[irunthepeg]

ehat forum

 

[Kyle93]

Big day today of sitting around posting on the Internet, being a friendless virgin, and accomplishing nothing in your life, Kyle?

ftfy

 

[irunthepeg]

Big day today of sitting around posting on the Internet, being a friendless virgin, and accomplishing nothing in your life, Mike?

whoa whoa whoa, this is a place of love and friendship. WHy the hostility?

 

[irunthepeg]

ftfy

lmao

 

[Chris Hagen*]

ftfy

At least you watch some films.

 

[Bones Malone]

the small guy or big guy?


if i cut into a bell pepper and joe is in bed, within a minute he'll be in the kitchen crying for that bell pepper. it's the only thing i've seen literally wake him up when he's nowhere near the kitchen.


but he'll beg for anything he sees us eating at the end of the day, but bell peppers are the only thing he'll groan and cry for us to give him.

The big guy.

All 3 love steak though. The small young one will eat carrots. The small old one that looks like Joe used to like carrots also, but his teeth are too bad for anything hard, so steak and canned food for him.

 

[RayP]

ftfy

you almost made me read one of his posts.



don't do that.

 

[John Price]

Petco only has cats up for adoption in store.

 

[John Price]

Haven't seen a dog up for adoption in a store. Probably all at the shelter.

 

[Bones Malone]

He eat human food or Purina

Pedigree, they get a couple bites of steak, but only when we have it for dinner. Not everyday.

 

[irunthepeg]

Pedigree, they get a couple bites of steak, but only when we have it for dinner. Not everyday.

Good man. I get stuff like carrots for snacks or whatever but I hate when people feed leftovers off the table after every meal. Conditions them to be such beggars.

 

[Kyle93]

peg, I have some swiss chalet coups. Might order some now.

 

[Chris Hagen*]

What are you going to do with this hypothetical pet dog you get, Mike?

 

[Bones Malone]

Good man. I get stuff like carrots for snacks or whatever but I hate when people feed leftovers off the table after every meal. Conditions them to be such beggars.

Me too. They only get steak, no other scraps, and they get it when we've finished and brought our plates to the kitchen so they don't associate the table as feeding time.

 

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

Been thinking of adopting a dog or cat.

This is an awful idea. Like this isn't even a trolling attempt. Please do not do this.

 

[Bones Malone]

Ix, if you want to get a pet, get a fish tank. If you can take care of that, then maybe move up to a cat. Dogs are a lot of work.

 

[Guerzy]

Mike Emrick can't even keep his bathroom clean how the **** is he going to ever look after a dog?

 

[Satan]

banksy

 

[Bones Malone]

Why am I being PM'ed from users whom I do not correspond with?

 

[Hansen]

Nothing wrong with being a friendless virgin