Useless Thread MDLXII: Talking About Christmas In May Edition

[Dog]

You (were) full of ****!

When u poop and it feels so good

 

[John Price]

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[Bones Malone]

All this poop talk is waking my turtle up

 

[Siamese Dream]

The best poop I ever did was in the toilet of a KFC

I was warming the bench in a hockey game and really needed to go for like the whole of the third period, when the game ended I took my equipment off as quickly as I could, and since the rink toilets are like the one in that scene in Trainspotting I went out of the rink, got in my car and drove to KFC which takes like a minute (I was going there for food after anyway)

Then absolutely destroyed their toilet

 

[John Price]

The best poop I ever did was in the toilet of a KFC

I was warming the bench in a hockey game and really needed to go for like the whole of the third period, when the game ended I took my equipment off as quickly as I could, and since the rink toilets are like the one in that scene in Trainspotting I went out of the rink, got in my car and drove to KFC which takes like a minute (I was going there for food after anyway)

Then absolutely destroyed their toilet

Aren't the ones at KFC bad too

 

[Bones Malone]

My dog bit me yesterday

 

[Bones Malone]

Aren't the ones at KFC bad too

Not in England where everything is 1000000x better than the US, you imbecile

 

[John Price]

I saw a fancy Japanese toilet in a DC restaurant the other day. Had seat warmers and computers and every thing

 

[Bones Malone]

I saw a fancy Japanese toilet in a DC restaurant the other day. Had seat warmers and computers and every thing

I thought they basically used a hole in the floor?

 

[Dog]

I saw a fancy Japanese toilet in a DC restaurant the other day. Had seat warmers and computers and every thing

Did you use it

 

[John Price]

Did you use it

To pee yes

 

[John Price]

As I ranted about in the post game thread you all need to be here next year. No hopping off the wagon and no overreacting. Because we lost to a better team that out played us over the course of 6 games. So don't talk about choke jobs or "I quit on this team" here. Because you and I damn know that this city isn't that good in sports, and they always set you up to tear you down. All the hyped teams in this city fail to deliver, so it's not only the Caps.

IT's just something you have to deal with as a DC / MD / VA resident. And tomorrow is another day. So just go to work tomorrow and wear your Caps jersey and be PROUD to support their effort throughout this year.

They didn't choke. They didn't collapse. They were just outplayed by a better team. It happens. That's why the President's Trophy is so meaningless. And people thought that the Caps were entitled to the championship, their dumb 15 or whatever they wore on their hats like they were ENTITLED to play that many more wins. No. You earn those wins on the ice. And you get four wins first before you start thinking of 15 and the cup.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Aren't the ones at KFC bad too

No I find the toilets in fast food restaurants over here are relatively good

Especially compared to the ones in the ice rinks which usually look like this

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[John Price]

Dude

 

[John Price]

The bad toilets I see are in places like Nats Park where there's **** on the seat of the toilet

And that's the WORST. A little brown smear.

 

[John Price]

I think I'm going to throw up

 

[John Price]

I'm still in bed

 

[Bones Malone]

I'm still in bed

go on.....

 

[Mantis]

I'm still in bed

Get in your car and start makin that money!

 

[beowulf]

Is it friday yet?

 

[Dog]

Is it too late to say sorry

 

[John Price]

Get in your car and start makin that money!

No. PS4 all day.

 

[John Price]

No one is putting a gun at my head forcing me to work especially after a Caps elimination so Idc

 

[John Price]

In the older times I would be listening to O&A right now but since O&J aren't streamed live on Paltalk / unauthorized third party fan site anymore I don't listen

 

[John Price]

I would never pay to listen to Sirius XM.