Useless Thread MDCXXXVIII: Farewell Summer!!!

[John Price]

They had a burger competition on Saturday and free samples

But they all had cheese

Could not judge.

 

[John Price]

On a rattlesnake speedway in the Utah desert
I pick up my money and head back into town
Driving 'cross the Waynesboro county line
I got the radio on and I'm just killing time
Working all day in my daddy's garage
Driving all night chasing some mirage
Pretty soon little girl I'm gonna take charge
The dogs on Main Street howl
'Cause they understand
If I could take one moment into my hands
Mister I ain't a boy, no, I'm a man
And I believe in a promised land

 

[Bones Malone]

mcdonalds burgers arent cooked then shipped.....theyre actually cooked in the restaurant

lol yes they are. there is no raw food on premises

 

[Bones Malone]

Ix remember T&A with O&A? When they got kicked out of Sunset Beach?

 

[Dog]

lol yes they are. there is no raw food on premises

maybe in that garbage can they call the USA

 

[John Price]

Ix remember T&A with O&A? When they got kicked out of Sunset Beach?

Yes I told you about the debauchery in Buffalo where they got sanctioned by the fcc even though they weren't on air

 

[John Price]

You just won a hundred grand!

 

[Bones Malone]

Yes I told you about the debauchery in Buffalo where they got sanctioned by the fcc even though they weren't on air

You didn't tell me ****

 

[Bones Malone]

maybe in that garbage can they call the USA

So that makes Canada the garbage can lid? The one the maggots crawl on when it's hot out?

 

[John Price]

Homeless mustard

 

[Bones Malone]

TIL steak is fast food

 

[Bones Malone]

Chicken noodle soup and celery and carrots w/blue cheese for lunch

 

[John Price]

Ant hates Bruce Springsteen

But I love Bruce Springsteen

 

[Bones Malone]

Ant hates Bruce Springsteen

But I love Bruce Springsteen

He's the corniest mother****er there is

 

[John Price]

TIL steak is fast food

It's not

If you sit down its not fast food

If you go up to counter and order its fast-food

 

[John Price]

He's the corniest mother****er there is

I don't know you anymore.

 

[John Price]

Bruce goat.

 

[Dog]

So that makes Canada the garbage can lid? The one the maggots crawl on when it's hot out?

Americans are too lazy to use garbage can lids. Too much effort to take off and put back on when bringing the trash out

 

[Bones Malone]

It's not

If you sit down its not fast food

If you go up to counter and order its fast-food

But...

It's cooked fast therefore it be fast food.

Keep moving those goalposts Mike

 

[Bones Malone]

Americans are too lazy to use garbage can lids. Too much effort to take off and put back on when bringing the trash out

I always use the lids.

How else you gonna keep animals out?

TIL Doland is dumb and knows nothing about the USA

 

[Bones Malone]

Years after 2,500 tonnes of Canadian trash landed in Manila, Philippines demanding we take it back

 

[Kairi Zaide]

You know I don't eat cheese!!!

OH true those genetics lirl

 

[Bones Malone]

Canadians don't even use garbage cans. They just fill shipping containers and dump it on smaller countries and make them deal with it.

 

[Bones Malone]

 

[Bones Malone]

Look at beautiful canada eh. Nice clean land eh. Oh don't mind those shipping containers, we're just exporting...stuff...yea that's it. Eh.