Useless Thread MDCXXXVIII: Farewell Summer!!!

[Bones Malone]

Wee heaarrrd ya

I liked the hang up better than we heaarrrd ya

 

[John Price]

Nobody trolled callers like Jimmy rofl. Classic troll. Then Opie would ask them a question and hang up on them. They need to abuse callers more.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

David Cross' special was gr8

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Enjoy life without Manchester monarchs.

wont lose any sleep

Why did they go on exchange.

wtf is exchange? who the else says it this way

Gfh rustle me because he lives in New England and hates all new England teams. It literally is inexplicable.

inexplicable? ok

Mets fan
Flyers fan
Eagles fan

Gotta be a first rofl.

I will give you a B- effort for trying to rustle my jimmies. but you failed.
again.
keep trying tho, maybe one day you will get there.

 

[John Price]

Space shuttle endeavor

 

[Kairi Zaide]

ix is
1) bad at nhl
2) boring

 

[Shrimper]

I actually had Tacos today. Weird.

 

[John Price]

I will not talk on mic cause I just sound like the space shuttle endeavor guy.

 

[Bones Malone]

I earned that cake

 

[John Price]

ix is
1) bad at nhl
2) boring

I'm listening to Los Angeles Rams vs Seattle Seahawks 9-18-16 - 9/19/2016 on Los Angeles Rams Game Replay with TuneIn. #NowPlaying http://tun.in/thBfpr

 

[Pharrell Williams]

I actually had Tacos today. Weird.

Wow tacos on taco Tuesday what a weird coincidence

 

[Bones Malone]

I actually had Tacos today. Weird.

CUZ IT's TACO TUESDAY MUTHA****A!!!

 

[irunthepeg]

Lazy.

says the uber "driver" I will say though your brethren are pretty cool. This one black guy gets a phone call mid route and it says "baby mama" lmao we all started laughing he's like ay I'll hit that up later

I got home at 2am last night wasn't about to roll into the office, my voice is still shot too

Murray sucks

lmao

 

[Bones Malone]

I will not talk on mic cause I just sound like the space shuttle endeavor guy.

ehat?

You should talk more on mic

 

[Kairi Zaide]

imagine not even spelling Endeavour properly

 

[John Price]

I will actively refuse to play with shrimper if he ever joins our club. No brits allowed.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

7 minutes until I can pee again nice

 

[John Price]

Thankfully he doesn't own NHL or play it.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

imagine not even spelling Endeavour properly

Remember when you said vaccined instead of vaccinated lmao

 

[Bones Malone]

7 minutes until I can pee again nice

Peeing you pants is cool

 

[Siamese Dream]

Where is Ceres

Watching the most recent Mock the Week and Dara O'Brian is complaining that all the Harry Potter references are going over his head and says something about it being a children's book, so Hugh Dennis retorts with "Whereas something like Robot Wars is very adult isn't it?"

roasted

 

[irunthepeg]

7 minutes until I can pee again nice

just pee your pants bro we all do it

 

[Bones Malone]

imagine not even spelling Endeavour properly

Stop putting extra vowels in words

 

[izzy]

no ody new in my area

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Peeing you pants is cool

One day a kid asked to go to the bathroom and came back with his sweatshirt tied around his waist but so that it covered the front. Nobody called him on it, I was proud.