Useless Thread MDCXXXVII: chel boys

[John Price]

It's funny how we get more Premier League games in the states than in England

 

[John Price]

ROFL WATFORD

 

[Dog]

I must have had 15+ bourbon drinks last night.

Alcohol makes you strong

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Thinking of microwaving a baked potato....

 

[John Price]

Mourinho rofl.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Bored......

 

[John Price]

They need more classic Simpsons episodes on demand.

 

[RayP]

Alcoholic.

Shouldn't you be at a baseball game now or something?

 

[John Price]

Shouldn't you be at a baseball game now or something?

Shouldn't you be personal training some random stranger at his house.

 

[RayP]

Shouldn't you be personal training some random stranger at his house.

No it's the weekend you idiot

 

[John Price]

People don't exercise on the weekends?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Shouldn't you be at a baseball game now or something?

I thought Ix would be at a chess competition....

 

[RayP]

People don't exercise on the weekends?

I give them **** to do on their own on the weekends

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

People don't exercise on the weekends?

Course not. That's how/why they get fat and need Ray to begin with....

 

[Shrimper]

It's funny how we get more Premier League games in the states than in England

Can't show games between 3-5. People actually go to games.

 

[RayP]

Ix we had an uber driver who was wearing jorts like you last night.

 

[John Price]

Nothing ot eat around here. Might try uber eats.

 

[John Price]

Penalty!

 

[John Price]

We're not there just yet
UberEats isn't available near MD, United States right now. But we're continuing to expand so check back soon!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Ix we had an uber driver who was wearing jorts like you last night.

Did he have bobbleheads on the dashboard???

 

[John Price]

This Penalty is just academic

 

[John Price]

Scar!

 

[RayP]

Did he have bobbleheads on the dashboard???

Did not. Pretty sure he used the same air freshness a ghetto gas station uses in the bathroom.

 

[John Price]

Will Bears win today.

 

[John Price]

I thought RayP quit cable. How did he get Xfinity.