Useless Thread MDCXXXII: UT Will Never Die

[RayP]

yubbers add me on strava



username is guerzy

 

[Dog]

yubbers have you [redacted] any middle aged moms lately

 

[yubbers]

Meanwhile in Atlanta...

 

[Bones Malone]

Not blessed

 

[Satan]

got broads in atlanta

 

[yubbers]

yubbers have you [redacted] any middle aged moms lately

I have not

And I'm single again. New chick got so annoying so fast.

Ugh. #lonewolf

 

[Dog]

I have not

And I'm single again. New chick got so annoying so fast.

Ugh. #lonewolf

Don't let em anchor you down like Ray, Chip and Guerzy

 

[RayP]

I have not

And I'm single again. New chick got so annoying so fast.

Ugh. #lonewolf

the chick you were in love with off the bat?

 

[RayP]

Don't let em anchor you down like Ray, Chip and Guerzy

i'd rather be anchored down and know i can get P when i want/need it rather than having to constantly be chasing broads down and playing that game.

 

[yubbers]

the chick you were in love with off the bat?

Ya. She put on a good game. Then became intolerable.

Shame. So fine

 

[Bones Malone]

i'd rather be anchored down and know i can get P when i want/need it rather than having to constantly be chasing broads down and playing that game.

Same

I lmao at people who are still dating, stuck between dealing with drama and long slumps.

Best thing to ever happen to me

 

[RayP]

Ya. She put on a good game. Then became intolerable.

Shame. So fine

i dated a crazy chick like that in college. was worth it for a while, but eventually it just wasn't worth it.



she had a lisp, too. that she said she had because she was jewish.

 

[Dog]

i'd rather be anchored down and know i can get P when i want/need it rather than having to constantly be chasing broads down and playing that game.

Same

I lmao at people who are still dating, stuck between dealing with drama and long slumps.

Best thing to ever happen to me

It was more of a joke than anything.

I hope to find something like Ray, Chip and Guerzy have found

 

[RayP]

i'm not even sure where i'd go to find a chick to date. definitely not out at the bars/clubs. maybe hope to find someone at a cycling or tri club?

 

[RayP]

if i somehow became single i'd be the biggest dick ever. you think i'm buying your $14 cocktails? lol think again honey

 

[Dog]

if i somehow became single i'd be the biggest dick ever. you think i'm buying your $14 cocktails? lol think again honey

Retweet

 

[Dog]

Buying girls drinks is dumb

One of my buddies once bought a girl drinks all night, then at the end of the night they went and grabbed food too and he paid.

After they finished eating he tried to get her to go back to his place but she refused and he never saw her again lmao.

 

[RayP]

Buying girls drinks is dumb

One of my buddies once bought a girl drinks all night, then at the end of the night they went and grabbed food too and he paid.

After they finished eating he tried to get her to go back to his place but she refused and he never saw her again lmao.

need to bring a document for her to sign that demands she puts out if we buy all the drinks and food.

 

[yubbers]

I'm gonna just man up and ask out the smoking hot, cool as **** barista at my coffee shop.

 

[RayP]

I'm gonna just man up and ask out the smoking hot, cool as **** barista at my coffee shop.

wonder if you'll be the 1st or 8th person to ask her out and be rejected on that day.

 

[Dog]

need to bring a document for her to sign that demands she puts out if we buy all the drinks and food.

"This is a legally binding document, please sign the dotted line"

 

[yubbers]

We live in times of equality

 

[RayP]

yubbers snapchat you getting rejected by the barista.

 

[Dog]

We live in times of equality

Just ask out the next chick that buys a bike from u (Rays wife)

 

[yubbers]

wonder if you'll be the 1st or 8th person to ask her out and be rejected on that day.

I've known her for like 2 years. Plus the weird Asian girl that had a crush on me she works with went back to school.

So it's perfect timing