Useless Thread MDCXXXI: Countdown To Kickoff

[Bones Malone]

thx uncle chip

where is p-nut

You're welcome nephew

He's sleeping in his kennel

 

[John Price]

Why doesn't that dog wear that hat all the time.

 

[Finnish your Czech]

thx uncle chip

where is p-nut

Thursday September 29, 7:30 PM EDT

 

[Dog]

Thursday September 29, 7:30 PM EST

Please can you stop lying to me

 

[John Price]

Pnut and Sabre tooth seem pale white. No pigmentation whatsoever

Get a brown or black dog

 

[Satan]

yeha

 

[Bones Malone]

Why doesn't that dog wear that hat all the time.

It doesn't stay on him and he really only wore it those couple of time because he puts up with me well. Even then it was a chore to get the pic. A lot of balance it and let go real quick and take the picture.

 

[John Price]

I would get a big golden retriever

 

[Finnish your Czech]

Please can you stop lying to me

Okay

 

[John Price]

Joe is a midget dog. Tiny as ****.

 

[Dog]

You're welcome nephew

He's sleeping in his kennel

My only p-nut

 

[Dog]

Okay

Thanks

 

[Bones Malone]

Pnut and Sabre tooth seem pale white. No pigmentation whatsoever

Except for the brown spot over their right eye and P-Nut's brown ear.

Get a brown or black dog

Like my 3rd dog, Apollo?

 

[John Price]

The woman could fit Joe in her purse

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Wow I didn't even have to pass out papers this period everyone already had it

 

[RayP]

You drunk yet

On my way for a swim you idiot

 

[Pharrell Williams]

This kid's last name is Moon and he has blonde hair and the top is blue he is cool

 

[Dog]

My body is a ****ing temple and I respect it.

 

[John Price]

Robert Kelly is at the point in his comedy career where he can't help thinking about what's next. He's on the FX television show Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll, he's touring all over the country, he has a great family, and yet he keeps wondering what happens if it all goes away. Bobby and Marc commiserate over this shared experience as well as the ups and downs of being sober comedians. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace, Seeso, and Stamps.com.

 

[Finnish your Czech]

My body is a ****ing temple and I respect it.

If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.

 

[Guerzy]

watch me whip and nae nae

 

[Dog]

If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.

You wouldn't even be able to comprehend how much I agree with this post.

 

[Guerzy]

Ray did your wife leave you alone and let you sleep last night?

 

[Bones Malone]

Tonight I'm gonna

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Can you imagine classes where only one student is absent wowowow