Useless Thread MDCXCVI: For ages 20 and up

[Satan]

mike please kiss me

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Might grab Taco Bell today.

 

[Bones Malone]

You see the girls on Judy last night

One guy or girl burned her ex stuff

Another broke laptop

At the end the girl was like don't drunk and get in relationships. It was the first time I saw Judy. Seems a good show. Is it always exs complaining.

It's fake

 

[Satan]

HIS HAIR? WACK
HIS GEAR? WACK
HIS JEWELRY? WACK
HIS FOOT STANCE? WACK
THE WAY THAT HE TALKS? WACK
THE WAY THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE TO SMlLE? WACK
ME? I'M TIGHT AS ****

 

[koyvoo]

Ain't no holler back girl

 

[John Price]

Get out there and unlock your car you lazy bum

I can't I don't have the spare key

 

[John Price]

it's fake

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I can't I don't have the spare key

Excuses excuses.

Jimmy it open with a coat hanger. Or use a brick

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Ain't no holler back girl

This **** is bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

 

[John Price]

Excuses excuses.

Jimmy it open with a coat hanger. Or use a brick

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You did the right thing by telling me.





Shoo shoo!!!

 

[John Price]

You did the right thing by telling me.





Shoo shoo!!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I wonder if Mike has had any enemies at work???

 

[John Price]

The engineers for the dumb Honda have the car automatically lock all the doors after 5 seconds even if I don't want it locked. So when I'm trying to get out of the damn car at 11 PM at night carrying like 3 bags full of crap and I close the door, it will automatically lock after 5 seconds.

This is an engineering flaw damn it. Because if I close the door and need to come back later why can't I just open the door? If I wanted the door locked I can just press the lock button on the remote.

Now I'm locked out of my ****ing car!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You're crying too Mike. Admit it.

 

[John Price]

You're crying too Mike. Admit it.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Don't try and change the subject

 

[John Price]

hizaide

 

[Guerzy]

mike

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

mike

He locked himself out of his car this morning

 

[John Price]

send help

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Call AAA Mike??

 

[Mantis]

Any tow truck company will open your door for like $20. Quit being a lazy **** Mike.