I don't wish death on any celebrities but that is not a bad answerI hope it's a Kardashian
Wake up to the sound of your fleeting heart
I woke up to Joe ripping a disgusting fart 2 inches from my nose.
I don't mind this whole I'm gonna sleep on your head thing, but he could at least not fart in my damn face.
Lmao that is a brutal wake up call
Before our cat passed away, he would sometimes come into my room, get on my bed and then just lay on my face while I was asleep.
the queen obviously because colds are life threateningWhich celeb will die next!
the queen obviously because colds are life threatening
says the soupyfin copycatChange your name to literally anything else. Still can't get over how awful it is, and then add in you're a Bozle copycat.... just yikes.
says the soupyfin copycat
Ray, why are you sleeping on the couch now?
She came home hammered, think she was just in the mood to fight. I wasn't. Told her to calm the **** down or I'm sleeping on the couch.
This is why I hate drinking. My parents used to do the same ****. Every. Single. Time.
"Oh let's go out and have some fun and have some drinks" proceeded by waking everyone up with their arguing and then not talking for 2 days.
Speaking of Jersey, where is the other Jersey and his wife Peggers?