Useless Thread MDCLXX: Resist Capitalism

[Pharrell Williams]

I forget the name of the celebrity, but a girl I know at my bar job came up to me the other day and was like "OMG!! can you believe that [insert name here] cheated on [insert name here]?! So scandalous."

And I literally just stared at her blankly and said "Who?" then shrugged.

 

[yubbers]

kyle93 died

where is Kyle?

 

[RayP]

no

we just manufacture for them

like how Samsung makes some iphones

Slap a Giant logo on a speedmax for me plz

 

[LV*]

You better not open your mouth yubbers, you wanna be the new kyle?

And kyle93 isnt dead, I think maybe he lost his virginity and realized theres more to life than video games and being locked in a basement.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

dang almost want to convince my mom to go get turkish food with me but also do not want to leave the house. penguins game ahh! yes i will just try this new chickpea pasta.

 

[LV*]

The funny part is Kyle93 has my #, goes to my school, knows I beat the kitty kat up everyday but still doesnt call me to chill HAHA

 

[Dog]

Kyle93 sucks

 

[Finnish your Czech]

The funny part is Kyle93 has my #, goes to my school, knows I beat the kitty kat up everyday but still doesnt call me to chill HAHA

Yeah he doesn't chill w me either

 

[LV*]

Yeah he doesn't chill w me either

Ive been offering to set him up with girls at York U (playboy ranked #4 for girls in North America), since we were best of friends.

When Kyle93 and I stopped being friends he turned into the biggest loser.

Once he told me he'll break my jaw, then I offered him thousands of dollars to fight me and he crapped his tighty whities every time

 

[yubbers]

You better not open your mouth yubbers, you wanna be the new kyle?

And kyle93 isnt dead, I think maybe he lost his virginity and realized theres more to life than video games and being locked in a basement.

I will get your brother Josh to kick you in da nutz

 

[Hansen]

Which one are you? It's not obvious and I have a handful of random requests.

eliotwh

 

[Hansen]

i am a virgin christian niceboi hitting the block to ****ing crush some v

 

[LV*]

I will get your brother Josh to kick you in da nutz

I dont have a brother named Josh

Yubbers the only reason I even know who you are is because you always used to quote me and I thought you were Charlio the whole time. Imposter charlio hahaha

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Wowowowo the pens stadium series jerseys are... okay.

 

[Satan]

Trick question. Ray shops on white Friday

unblock me you ****er

 

[yubbers]

Ive been offering to set him up with girls at York U (playboy ranked #4 for girls in North America), since we were best of friends.

When Kyle93 and I stopped being friends he turned into the biggest loser.

Once he told me he'll break my jaw, then I offered him thousands of dollars to fight me and he crapped his tighty whities every time

did he bang your sister or sumptin?

wait.....

 

[LV*]

did he bang your sister or sumptin?

wait.....

kyle hasnt banged anyone other than your wrinkly ass dad

 

[Dog]

I wanna hang w yubs

 

[yubbers]

I dont have a brother named Josh

Yubbers the only reason I even know who you are is because you always used to quote me and I thought you were Charlio the whole time. Imposter charlio hahaha

Josh Leivo is sad

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Sweet potato.

 

[yubbers]

I wanna hang w yubs

that's how the day would go

 

[Dog]

that's how the day would go

 

[RayP]

I wanna hang w yubs

Would love to have post ride brews with chubbers one day

 

[yubbers]

Would love to have post ride brews with chubbers one day

give me your wifes facebook details so I can ask her what you want for xmas

 

[irunthepeg]

yubyub