Useless Thread MDCLXV: Conor McGregor Vs Eddie Alvarez Prediction Thread

[Guerzy]

should I give her a ride home again and hope this time she doesn't throw up everywhere

Rofl

 

[Kairi Zaide]

honestly, she's a **** friend for not offering to have it cleaned, or to at least clean it herself.



so skip steps 1-3. just find new friends instead.


i know of a guy in winnipeg that has a ton of kids. too many in fact. maybe you can borrow some of them to use as friends.

I doubt he wants friends who are mentally deficient due to genetics

 

[irunthepeg]

Imagine spending your first ever date cleaning vomit out of your car

wow that sucks bro and i know the feel cause i just had to do basically the same thing... i don't know why she started to feel like she had to throw up, maybe the hot dogs from that hot dog stand caused it

 

[Guerzy]

honestly, she's a **** friend for not offering to have it cleaned, or to at least clean it herself.



so skip steps 1-3. just find new friends instead.


i know of a guy in winnipeg that has a ton of kids. too many in fact. maybe you can borrow some of them to use as friends.

i don't think she's a **** friend by any means, i think she was being beyond generous and things just went a bit downhill

 

[Kairi Zaide]

i don't think she's a **** friend by any means, i think she was being beyond generous and things just went a bit downhill

it's her own fault for vomitting

 

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

@Ray pls explain

He won't tell me plz explain

i don't think she's a **** friend by any means, i think she was being beyond generous and things just went a bit downhill

If a girl's bitten off more than she can chew, you're gonna end up with vomit all over your shoe

 

[irunthepeg]

He won't tell me plz explain



If a girl's bitten off more than she can chew, you're gonna end up with vomit all over your shoe

also plz explain for me i don't remember what this is a reference to also nice poem

 

[John Price]

Peener reference the inbetweeners episode with Simon's dirty car

 

[irunthepeg]

Neil why is the seat wet

 

[Bones Malone]

I doubt he wants friends who are mentally deficient due to genetics

Whoa Zaide with the bopom!

 

[Guerzy]

He won't tell me plz explain



If a girl's bitten off more than she can chew, you're gonna end up with vomit all over your shoe

clearly her gag reflex is not ideal for biting off more than she can chew

 

[Bones Malone]

Rule #1 of my car, you puke in it, you bought it.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Peener reference the inbetweeners episode with Simon's dirty car

g f o p
f o p g
o p g f
p g f o

 

[Bones Malone]

wow that sucks bro and i know the feel cause i just had to do basically the same thing... i don't know why she started to feel like she had to throw up, maybe the hot dogs from that hot dog stand caused it

clearly her gag reflex is not ideal for biting off more than she can chew

Peg is mostly at fault here. He should have told her that guerzy's ability to eat foot longs in one bite is learned over time through training.

 

[RayP]

Peg is mostly at fault here. He should have told her that guerzy's ability to eat foot longs in one bite is learned over time through training.

foot longs?



more like those stubby mini corn dogs.

 

[Bones Malone]

foot longs?



more like those stubby mini corn dogs.

They're canadian. They don't even know wtf we're talking aboot.

 

[RayP]

 

[RayP]

 

[RayP]

@Ix

 

[yubbers]

 

[yubbers]

 

[Ceremony]

where's peener

need to see if he heard Hammy talking about having an out of body experience on channel 4

 

[Siamese Dream]

where's peener

need to see if he heard Hammy talking about having an out of body experience on channel 4

Missed the race yesterday, watching the Channel 4 highlights now

Safety car start, pish

 

[Hire Sather]

yo GFOP

 

[Bones Malone]

tsss