Useless Thread MDCLII: where did all my lounge friends go

[Kyle93]

My NSFW list has a few hundred numbers, and my regular list also has a few hundred names lirl

 

[Siamese Dream]

Now that our female co-worker has left, me and my male co-worker now often talk about all the female court users we like

But it does get a bit weird sometimes because he's in his late 50s, I remember him saying about the gril from the newspaper "if only I was 35 years younger"

 

[Bubba Thudd]

What's the name of that Russian figure skater Zaide likes?

Elena Ilinykh?

 

[Siamese Dream]

Elena Ilinykh?

Not her, too old for Zaide

 

[Bubba Thudd]

Not her, too old for Zaide

Oh. She's only in her 20s


Elena Ruslanovna Ilinykh is a Russian ice dancer. With partner Ruslan Zhiganshin, she is the 2015 Russian national champion.
Born: April 25, 1994 (age 22), Aktau, Kazakhstan
Height: 5′ 5″

 

[Kyle93]

The age range I like is very large. From 16 years old, all the way up to I'd say 50.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

The age range I like is very large. From 16 years old, all the way up to I'd say 50.

You're just trying to get me to "retweet" that, aren't you?

 

[Siamese Dream]

Oh. She's only in her 20s


Elena Ruslanovna Ilinykh is a Russian ice dancer. With partner Ruslan Zhiganshin, she is the 2015 Russian national champion.
Born: April 25, 1994 (age 22), Aktau, Kazakhstan
Height: 5′ 5″

The one Zaide likes is like 17

Ice dancing is also not the same thing as figure skating

 

[Kyle93]

Instead of reading my textbook for the midterm exam tomorrow, I found a bunch of quizzes online for my textbook.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

The one Zaide likes is like 17

Ice dancing is also not the same thing as figure skating

in 1 month

 

[Siamese Dream]

in 1 month

What's her name again?

She is kind of similar looking to Prince Ali Mufasa

 

[Kyle93]

I've liked Willow Shields ever since I watched the Hunger Games. She was 15 and I was 22. I don't think it's that weird.

 

[Kyle93]

Sorry she was 12, and I was 19. That might be slightly weird.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

I've liked Willow Shields ever since I watched the Hunger Games. She was 15 and I was 22. I don't think it's that weird.

Sorry she was 12, and I was 19. That might be slightly weird.

Both are a little pedo-ish...

 

[Kairi Zaide]

What's her name again?

She is kind of similar looking to Prince Ali Mufasa

Just add 'a's to the name of that Russian defenseman who played for the flyers last season

 

[Kyle93]

Both are a little pedo-ish...

 

[Siamese Dream]

Sorry she was 12, and I was 19. That might be slightly weird.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Evgenia Medvedeva you simpleton

 

[Siamese Dream]

Evgenia Medvedeva you simpleton

 

[Bubba Thudd]

Thanks for making the thread creepy weird, Kyle...

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Oooooooooooooooo.

 

[Kyle93]

Thanks for making the thread creepy weird, Kyle...

No problem

 

[Siamese Dream]

Kyle this is a new low mate

 

[Bubba Thudd]

No problem

So tell me...

...would you be able to talk to a pretty girl that was jailbait? (like 12-16 years old)
I mean, would she be naive, shy, and easy to talk to without making you nervous?

 

[Kyle93]

So tell me...

...would you be able to talk to a pretty girl that was jailbait? (like 12-16 years old)
I mean, would she be naive, shy, and easy to talk to without making you nervous?

No I'd still be very nervous.