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[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Anywho, what's new Ray?

How ya been pal?

 

[RayP]

Anywho, what's new Ray?

How ya been pal?

Not much new, minus the move is getting awfully close. A week from today is our last night in the apartment, and neighborhood, that we've been in for years. So much planning, saving, and sacrifice has gone into this move and the way we're doing it.... So much planning that it almost seemed like it would never happen. But it finally is!


How you been?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Not much new, minus the move is getting awfully close. A week from today is our last night in the apartment, and neighborhood, that we've been in for years. So much planning, saving, and sacrifice has gone into this move and the way we're doing it.... So much planning that it almost seemed like it would never happen. But it finally is!


How you been?

Congrats on the move pal.

I've been alright. Haven't really done much lately as it's either been way too hot or raining out. Plus I was hungover as hell yesterday. Might go to the beer and rib festival with the old lady and my mother in law tomorrow but I'm not sure.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Not much new, minus the move is getting awfully close. A week from today is our last night in the apartment, and neighborhood, that we've been in for years. So much planning, saving, and sacrifice has gone into this move and the way we're doing it.... So much planning that it almost seemed like it would never happen. But it finally is!


How you been?

the pains of being pure at heart is vastly underrated

 

[Son Goku]

Beer and rib festivals are lit

 

[John Price]

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[John Price]

 

[Pharrell Williams]

ban daily fantasy

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

ban daily fantasy

Let's ban you instead.

 

[Son Goku]

Let's ban you instead.

+1 here

 

[John Price]

discord

 

[John Price]

 

[RayP]

Congrats on the move pal.

I've been alright. Haven't really done much lately as it's either been way too hot or raining out. Plus I was hungover as hell yesterday. Might go to the beer and rib festival with the old lady and my mother in law tomorrow but I'm not sure.

Ribs sound delicious right now, and I'm normally not a rib fan.

 

[seafoam]

I want ribs

 

[seafoam]

bbq ribs, egg, and cheese on an italian roll holy **** that would be good

 

[RayP]

Seafood, did your girlfriend nibble on your little rib last night?

 

[Bones Malone]

I want my babyback babyback babyback
I want my babyback babyback babyback
I want my babyback babyback babyback
I want my babyback babyback babyback
I want my babyback babyback babyback

Chili's babyback ribs
Barbecue sauce

 

[John Price]

90% of people marry there 7th grade love. since u have read this, u will be told good news 2night. if u don't pass this on nine comments ur worst week starts now this isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. you will either get kissed or asked out in the next 53 minutes

 

[RayP]

 

[seafoam]

Seafood, did your girlfriend nibble on your little rib last night?

no she's not here

 

[John Price]

no she's not here

90% of people marry there 7th grade love. since u have read this, u will be told good news 2night. if u don't pass this on nine comments ur worst week starts now this isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. you will either get kissed or asked out in the next 53 minutes

 

[seafoam]

Now if we're talking body
You got a perfect one
So put it on me
Swear it won't take you long
If you love me right
[Explicit:] We **** for life
[Clean:] We love for life
On and on and on

 

[seafoam]

I don't get how people drink coffee everyday

***** gross and just gives you headaches if you don't drink it

 

[Bones Malone]

90% of people marry there 7th grade love. since u have read this, u will be told good news 2night. if u don't pass this on nine comments ur worst week starts now this isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. you will either get kissed or asked out in the next 53 minutes

I married my 11th grade love

 

[RayP]

I don't get how people drink coffee everyday

***** gross and just gives you headaches if you don't drink it

Coffee is great, and you probably just drink **** coffee. Let me guess, the last cup you had was either the swill they provide at work or Dunkin Donuts?