Useless Thread MDCCXXI: Hello, I'm Johnny Cash

[LarryFisherman]

Had my call.

Crushed it into submission

will either be flying me out next week to meet some of the team

or

sending the offer

tomorrow.

I'm ****ing jazzed.

 

[Mantis]

Who the **** is Jake Dotchin? Damn Tampa is injured. Boston has to beat these guys

 

[Satan]

lil boat

 

[Mantis]

As I was posting that Jack Edwards says "who are half these guys?"

 

[Siamese Dream]

As I was posting that Jack Edwards says "who are half these guys?"

Classy unbiased professional commentary there

 

[Mantis]

Classy unbiased professional commentary there

He was kinda joking. He said that the team looks nothing like the team that went to the finals a couple years ago then jokingly said that.

 

[yubbers]

Had my call.

Crushed it into submission

will either be flying me out next week to meet some of the team

or

sending the offer

tomorrow.

I'm ****ing jazzed.

*fingers crossed*

 

[Ceremony]

This bald man who's a priest is very angry at the suggestion he was misled by an entity lying to him about some fundamental aspect of his citizenship, I wonder why

 

[yubbers]

Who the **** is Jake Dotchin? Damn Tampa is injured. Boston has to beat these guys

Go Bolts!

 

[Ceremony]

"Let's have a grown-up debate about independence in Wales!"

*silence*

chortle

You'll be papped off with England and you'll enjoy it

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Nobody caaaaaarreeeeessss

 

[LarryFisherman]

*fingers crossed*

Never had a great interview like that. So psyched right now.

Thanks for the love my dude.

 

[Satan]

the b ee

 

[Mantis]

Never had a great interview like that. So psyched right now.

Thanks for the love my dude.

Sending my love!

 

[Satan]

stanley getz

 

[Ceremony]

What is the point of Wales?

 

[Ceremony]

That reminds me, I have a new smiley

 

[Mantis]

Go Bolts!

****.... you.....

 

[Pharrell Williams]

What is the point of Wales?

Lamps.

 

[Siamese Dream]

"hurrdy wurrdy durr being an MP should be a privilege! To say they aren't paid enough is a slap in the face"

That's not how things work in the real world, luv

 

[Ceremony]

"Tectonic plagues"

 

[Ceremony]

"hurrdy wurrdy durr being an MP should be a privilege! To say they aren't paid enough is a slap in the face"

That's not how things work in the real world, luv

I like how you gloss over the lizard before her saying "I know some Conservative MPs and they're not paid enough"

Get to **** you freak

 

[Siamese Dream]

Ceres do you see why I watch this every week

It's comedy gold

 

[Mantis]

British people cant be funny

 

[Ceremony]

This boy called Hugo is not Scottish, go away