Useless Thread MDCCXXI: Hello, I'm Johnny Cash

[Kairi Zaide]

zaide will you go out with me

cash me ouside

 

[brendan]

cash me ouside

friend

 

[Pip]

hello pip my best firend

 

[Mantis]

even anthony fantano loves lil yachty!

Who?

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Who?

my goodness.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Thats basically all there is to it. Other than that he tries to talk about racecars and boring **** like billiards.

Also he wants Tricia to take his virginity for some weird reason

Ceres was once a great Lounge poster

 

[Pharrell Williams]

cash me ouside

 

[Kairi Zaide]

 

[brendan]

friend

 

[Mantis]

Ceres was once a great Lounge poster

Highly doubtful.

 

[brendan]

hello

 

[Pharrell Williams]

 

[Kairi Zaide]

 

[Kairi Zaide]

 

[Pharrell Williams]

lounge friends

 

[brendan]

when you're lights and you kinda look like a dude

 

[brendan]

 

[Pharrell Williams]

paul white producer of the year 2016

 

[Mantis]

Whats wrong with Cudi? He is a good ****.

 

[brendan]

Whats wrong with Cudi? He is a good ****.

i am a god

 

[Kairi Zaide]

rip cudi

 

[Mantis]

paul white producer of the year 2016

The Big Show? He produces now?

 

[Pharrell Williams]

my goodness.

 

[brendan]

rip cudi

Well that’s what we do, we fight… You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a ***** and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I’m not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you’re back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing. … So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really hard. We’re gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day. Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? 30 years from now, 40 years from now? What’s it look like? If it’s with him, go. Go! I lost you once, I think I can do it again. If I thought that’s what you really wanted. But don’t you take the easy way out.

 

[Pharrell Williams]

President Trump pretends to drive a Mack truck during a meeting with trucking company CEOs at the White House.

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