Useless Thread MDCCXVIII: Snow Day Extravaganza

[LarryFisherman]

That's how you get cancer!!!!

At least that's what my grandma would tell me when I was younger.

Really it's how you get impacted poo and a trip to the hospital where they put things up there and pull it out.

Almost worse.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Sometimes he mixes it up with milk

 

[LarryFisherman]

Hell of a ride and run today, boys. 51 miles on the bike, followed by the usual 2 mile transition run at a 8:13 per mile pace.

This guy gets it

 

[RayP]

Anything interesting going on in the most overrated sports tournament to justify me turning Judge Judy off to put it on?


Right. Didn't think so.

 

[John Price]

The bartender must hate you. You go into the bar to watch the basketball games and only order a water.

I can't drink today

 

[RayP]

The bartender must hate you. You go into the bar to watch the basketball games and only order a water.

Interesting. I can now say I know an asian Jew. First one I've ever come across.


Order a beer you *****. I think even I'm going to have one.

 

[Mantis]

Bit of the old miloko plus

 

[Dog]

stan are you casey neistat irl

 

[John Price]

Interesting. I can now say I know an asian Jew. First one I've ever come across.


Order a beer you *****. I think even I'm going to have one.

Thought you quit drinking.

 

[RayP]

Haven't had a drink since last Saturday.


And what the **** are you doing on the Hawks board? Go away.

 

[LarryFisherman]

stan are you casey neistat irl

Are you Owen Neistat?

 

[Dog]

Are you Owen Neistat?

Is he gay?

 

[Mantis]

Weber made me gay

 

[Dog]

i am not gay but I think Owen Neistat is gay

 

[Hansen]

Why would a girl message first and then not respond this is savage af

Also my fault for getting excited too but whatevs

 

[Deficient Mode]

Haven't had a drink since last Saturday.


And what the **** are you doing on the Hawks board? Go away.

Ray, why haven't I gotten any snaps???

 

[Deficient Mode]

i am not gay but I think Owen Neistat is gay

he's nice

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Nice guys

 

[LarryFisherman]

Is he gay?

I think he is, yeah.

 

[Dog]

I think he is, yeah.

Not that there is anything wrong with it

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I haven't had any booze in nearly 2 weeks

 

[Hammettf2b]

Haven't had a drink since last Saturday.


And what the **** are you doing on the Hawks board? Go away.

I took that 12 pack of Firestone that you recommended to a friends house over the weekend and was only able to try 1 of them. I don't know which one it was but it was pretty good.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Wait, did Ix really go into a bar to watch a game and did he really only order water???

 

[Hammettf2b]

Wait, did Ix really go into a bar to watch a game and did he really only order water???

Turns out, it was water and then some food.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Turns out, it was water and then some food.

What a *****.