Useless Thread MDCCXCIV: Zack Snyder Appreciation Thread

[Sega Dreamcast]

affleck is a bad batman

Imagine being Batman and some nobody running a desolate fishing village calls you a dork

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Miles Bennett Dyson from Terminator 2 is in Lex's little research dome.

Shows him talking to some custodian who is mopping floors made of metal grates (because Zack doesn't know how mops work?)

Siegfried's flying goons were stealing another macguffin, I believe.

Took him 40 minutes to get the first 2 macguffins, way to build up that tension

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The more I say his name, the more I think Siegfried was the villain in Suicide Squad, and not Justice League. Also makes me think of Soul Calibur.

After Googling it, I'm even more confused because Siegfried is not mentioned in the DCEU.

Oh f***, his name is Steppenwolf, lirl

 

[John Price]

The more I say his name, the more I think Siegfried was the villain in Suicide Squad, and not Justice League. Also makes me think of Soul Calibur.

After Googling it, I'm even more confused because Siegfried is not mentioned in the DCEU.

Oh f***, his name is Steppenwolf, lirl

I don't recall either in suicide squad

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I don't recall either in suicide squad

The Enchantress was the villain in Suicide Squad

 

[John Price]

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[John Price]

so drunk

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Found the working title for Zack Snyder's Justice League

I Flip You Off for Four Hours (2020) - IMDb

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

they made teh titani in ireland the cruise sh ow talked about ane xcursion to the port where it was built

 

[JMCx4]

I tried doing commentary, but the movie is boring. ...

Darn, our loss.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Wonder Woman explores some cave that has a picture of Steppenwolf.

Aquaman saves a dude in the desolate fishing village.

Grabs a bottle of whiskey that was 90% empty, chugs the rest before smashing it on the pier. You're Aquaman, why are you littering?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Aquaman underwater, aka vomit-inducing CGI-fest.

Oh, whats up Willem Dafoe.

"There's impending doom, you must take up your mother's trident!"

Aquaman: Nah, I'm good

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

More talking scenes by characters that I can barely understand.

These dialogs are so wordy that it's hard to follow along.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Wonder Woman explaining shit that happened hundreds of years ago.

Sounds like Gal Gadot reading off of script

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Dude shows up to Earth and wants to terraform it to match his home planet.

Doesn't sound reeeeeeally familiar, Zack Snyder?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"Humanity had to work together in order to save Earth"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Okay, this flashback fight is actually interesting.

Neat seeing characters we haven't seen before, like Zeus and Green Lantern.

The entire third act is obviously going to be some drawn-out fight, hopefully it's more like this scene and less like Man of Steel's third act

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Part 3

Beloved mother, beloved son.

Let me guess, Superman drama.

Swerve, it's the Flash

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Dude driving a truck and eating a burger.

Drops the burger on the floor, reaches down to pick it up.

He's driving this truck in the middle of a city and he's going to crash into someone.

Flash notices and saves woman from car accident.

uhh what the f***, this is Leia floating through space stupid

There's a scene in The Toxic Avenger that is only slightly more ridiculous

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Batman with a gamer mouse in the Batcave, lirl

It was definitely that one

 

[RayP]

so drunk

Did you enjoy your 4 ounces of bad beer?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Slow motion football scene.

It's the intro for Teen Titans guy that was barely in the theatrical cut.

"Sorry son, your dad couldn't make it to the game."

Oh my god, that was his whole backstory, 5 measly minutes? It was interesting, then it just ended rather quickly.