Useless Thread MDCCXCII: John Kreese Appreciation Thread

[Siamese Dream]

My favorite accusation was when people alleged the Top Gear Alabama was faked because "People do not act like that"

A lot of the things they do on Top Gear are actually faked so it's not that outlandish an argument, but I do believe I heard the Alabama thing was real, as was when they went to Argentina and got attacked because some nationalists thought the car registration plate was a reference to the Falklands war

 

[JMCx4]

But even I can tell the difference between the Four Seasons Lawn Care and the Four Seasons Hotel. Imagine that moron booking his bridal suite...

Probably figgered he'd get a free manscaping treatment with his purchase. What a thoughtful gift to please his new bride.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Best William Martin Joel songs ranked by analytical metrics

- Scenes from an Italian Restaurant 97.0
- Miami 2017 (I've Seen The Lights Go Out) 96.9
- The Ballad of Billy The Kid 96.3
- Prelude / Angry Young Man 96.1
- Only The Good Die Young 96.0
- My Life 95.9
- Allentown 95.8
- Zanzibar 94.9
- Everybody Loves You Now 94.8
- A Matter Of Trust 94.8
- Keeping The Faith 94.7
- Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) 94.5
- Piano Man 92.4
- She's Always A Woman 92.2
- The Entertainer 92.1
- New York State Of Mind 92.1
- You May Be Right 91.7
- An Innocent Man 91.5
- We Didn't Start The Fire 91.4
- Big Shot 91.3
- Goodnight Saigon 90.2
- The River Of Dreams 90.1
- Uptown Girl 90.0
- Vienna 90.0

"Pressure" needs to be in there somewhere

 

[PanthersPens62]

 

[John Price]

yurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[John Price]

sinnoh

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Apparently this is Joe Thornton.

 

[John Price]

Apparently this is Joe Thornton.

I was hammered on Wed laughing so hard at your old Tkachuk footage comment

 

[John Price]

Bored

 

[John Price]

@LarryFisherman not getting drunk tonight

Probably gonna lie down

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

by popular demand bringing back the kpop song of the week

 

[John Price]

I kill these rappers early in the game, abortion
Spit a verse like lemme get ya fam, extortion
Send these back to when they came, deportion

 

[Oogie Boogie]

hey alright

 

[John Price]

hey alright

you streaming

 

[John Price]

Got a call from an old friend
We used to be real close
Said he couldn't go on the American way
Closed the shop, sold the house
Bought a ticket to the West Coast
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

you streaming

Not tonight. Too tired.

 

[John Price]

tucker

 

[Tarantula]

Got a call from an old friend
We used to be real close
Said he couldn't go on the American way
Closed the shop, sold the house
Bought a ticket to the West Coast
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

I was hammered on Wed laughing so hard at your old Tkachuk footage comment

 

[Kairi Zaide]

 

[PanthersPens62]

tucker

AGAIN????? You know you could opt for Anderson at the same hour.

 

[John Price]

no one cares

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

did @Zaide participate in Odd Eye dance challenge