Useless Thread MDCCXC: My Last UT

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Anthems at sporting events are a waste of time.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Imagine a world where the anthem recitals are replaced with extra kiss cam time

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Anthems are only acceptable at the Olympics.
Huge waste of time otherwise.

 

[John Price]

extra sock puppet time

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Anthems at sporting events are a waste of time.

i don't remember seeing anthems before the all-valley U-18 tournament!!

 

[John Price]

after you drink one shot of soju

 

[John Price]

alcohol makes you feel good

why would you not want to feel good

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Ordered this dining set off Amazon.

Literally the second to last piece was damaged and unusable.

Call the manufacturer, they have no problem sending a replacement piece.

Get the piece the next week, and it's the wrong f***ing piece.

Call them again, they don't have the correct piece in stock.

"Oh, you bought it on Amazon? Go ask them for help."

ughhhhhh

Go through the Amazon site, all it does is direct me to the manufacturer's site.

Open an automated chat, it wants me to return the thing, which is not happening.

Finally talk to a human, he immediately has to transfer me.

Get another CSR and he makes no effort to rectify the situation and just offers me a partial refund of 40%.

Shit yeah, I'll take the money.

Then I went right back to the manufacturer's website to submit a replacement part request online.

 

[Siamese Dream]

You're talking about the Boston marathon bombing? I don't remember them hunting people

There was that kid in South Africa or something that the Don't f*** with Cats people doxxed and he ended up killing himself

 

[John Price]

Ordered this dining set off Amazon.

Literally the second to last piece was damaged and unusable.

Call the manufacturer, they have no problem sending a replacement piece.

Get the piece the next week, and it's the wrong f***ing piece.

Call them again, they don't have the correct piece in stock.

"Oh, you bought it on Amazon? Go ask them for help."

ughhhhhh

just go to walmart and buy it there

 

[John Price]

"dining room set"

they sell individual spoons for a dollar at walmart

buy 5 spoons and 5 forks and knives

you are good

15 dollars

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

just go to walmart and buy it there

I already bought and assembled it, which is why I absolutely wasn't returning it.

I can easily see how trying to return a piece of furniture would be such a pain in the ass

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"dining room set"

they sell individual spoons for a dollar at walmart

buy 5 spoons and 5 forks and knives

you are good

15 dollars

It's a set of table and chairs, bro

 

[John Price]

It's a set of table and chairs, bro

meh

 

[John Price]

i wasnt to get brady drunk

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

meh

It's a breakfast nook similar to that one

 

[John Price]

It's a breakfast nook similar to that one

that's pricy ass shit

i don't have that shit here

I just have a plstic table but then again I'm the only one living here lol

 

[John Price]

wish the streamable link would show up because it's hilarious

 

[John Price]

drunken athletes at parades GOAT

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

that's pricy ass shit

i don't have that shit here

I just have a plstic table but then again I'm the only one living here lol

I went a long time without owning a dining or kitchen table

 

[John Price]

I want to get drunk

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62 imma need you to set me up with an open bar cruise