Useless Thread MDCCLXXXVI: Good Riddance 2020

[Sega Dreamcast]

@Sega Dreamcast Do you remember this map in Battlefield 4?

This is it IRL

The other radio telescope in South America collapsed so everyone is going to the one in China now !!

I've mentioned this before, it's the Arecibo Observatory.

Also, that's an out of date picture, as the cables failed, dropping the sensor array onto the dish

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The best was when the Flood Zone hit

Be walking in the street and then someone blows up the dam and it's flooded everywhere

Paracel Storm was my f***ing JAM.

I loved being boat captain and swatting helos out of the air

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Operation Locker was a fun map for gimmick matches, like pistols only or 300% tickets.

Hainan Resort was another fun vehicle map. Had the portable rocket truck.

Siege of Shanghai was a good map, until people destroyed the tower.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Oh shit, I have 11 battlepacks to open.

Double XP Boost currently active!

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Oh wow, they keep game logs forever apparently?

I was able to scroll down to game logs from 3 years ago.

Meanwhile, I can't look at any of my fantasy teams from last f***ing year on NFL.com

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

They keep referring to score per minute and abbreviating it to SPM, which I did not agree to

 

[Kairi Zaide]

They keep referring to score per minute and abbreviating it to SPM, which I did not agree to

Copyright it

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

EA *slaps chest* GET THE LAWYERS

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

There was this woman that worked at a nearby grocery store and her name was Devon.

I made a joke to my roommate that I wanted to date her so I could yell "Devon, get the condoms".

She was really cute, but I don't think I've seen her in years

 

[Oogie Boogie]

 

[Tarantula]

@John Price, another good old Sauga boy @holy

 

[John Price]

I've mentioned this before, it's the Arecibo Observatory.

Also, that's an out of date picture, as the cables failed, dropping the sensor array onto the dish

Yes but there's another one in China right now

I saw it on the news

 

[John Price]

@John Price, another good old Sauga boy @holy

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Operation Locker was a fun map for gimmick matches, like pistols only or 300% tickets.

Hainan Resort was another fun vehicle map. Had the portable rocket truck.

Siege of Shanghai was a good map, until people destroyed the tower.

They destroyed it every match lol

Some of the DLC was good but that was when EA was charging for DLC. Now they just push updates without DLC.

 

[John Price]

I miss this game

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I keep telling myself I'll play some BF4 when I get a chance, but I always get distracted with f***ing Runescape.

Thank god I have less than 3 weeks of membership left

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Your hens lay eggs through their cloaca, or what we call the vent. While eggs exit through the same vent used for everything a chicken excretes, the tissue of the uterus extends with the egg (a sort of inside-out trick) until the egg is entirely out of the vent.

The more you know

 

[John Price]

Lol I fogot I had Warzone alt tabbed in the background

Back to playing

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I just learned way more about laying eggs than I thought I would today

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[JMCx4]

I just learned way more about laying eggs than I thought I would today

I thought you were already a Red Wings fan.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

The draft lottery was rigged.

It wasn't, but at least they smartened up and did it on live TV, so we could all laugh at the Leafs.

Oh and thank christ it wasn't Pittsburgh