Useless Thread MDCCLXXXII: Money for nothing and your chicks for free

[Bones Malone]

I don't know why I spend 16 hours per day posting on HF when it's this spammy

FTFY

 

[HansonBro]

yeah you need A+ to be IT support

I' sure if I weren't so lazy I could be IT tech support too

Just want to sit at home all day watching Call of Duty

Have A+. Don't remember a damn thing lol. Got me some good jobs though, Lexmark, HP and Siemens

 

[John Price]

The problem is those things expire. I'm sure if I had one of them it would probably expire unless you used the credits to renew them.

 

[John Price]

These kids on Warzone are too hilarious today.

- hacking blatantly with juggernaut

- yelling racial epithets after dying in death chat

- yelling how much they love a streamer at end of game chat

 

[John Price]

imagine without this pandemic if I was out in the real world and not watching twitch all day

the pandemic trapped me in my house all day

I had no choice but to watch twitch

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@Zaide with the recent explosion of COVID in MTL / QC are you working from home again

 

[John Price]

Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized tackle football before?
Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous. When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speed hawk" as a nickname cause I had such a nose for the football and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get f***ed over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it) So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical redditor. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol

 

[HansonBro]

Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized tackle football before?
Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous. When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speed hawk" as a nickname cause I had such a nose for the football and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get f***ed over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it) So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical redditor. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol

Played rugby...no helmets needed

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Played rugby...no helmets needed

What other certs do you have.

Was thinking of getting a Security+ one.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@JMCx4 what is your understanding of advanced mathematics being a science expert and all

 

[HansonBro]

What other certs do you have.

Was thinking of getting a Security+ one.

Lots

 

[John Price]

Lots

neat

they got a whole lot of them. the problem is they need to be renewed. you can't just take it and keep it. It'll expire.

CEH, Sec+, etc

 

[HansonBro]

Damn did my CPR one expire?

 

[John Price]

Damn did my CPR one expire?

Not sure but I would imagine if you've held a CompTIA one and don't renew it with credits or pay any sort of fee it would expire.

 

[John Price]

What type of computer work you doin.

 

[John Price]

They don't really have programmer certificates at least from Comptia. You never see a Java+. The certs are more for security and networking.

 

[HansonBro]

Damn did my CPR one expire?

That's actually kind of funny...unintentionally

 

[John Price]

Also as an aside the funny thing about anything networking or security is how you apply to entry level jobs, but they require 5 or 6 years of experience. You can't just jump into security.

 

[HansonBro]

What type of computer work you doin.

I dont work with electronics anymore. Renovate homes, repairs etc...

 

[John Price]

I dont work with electronics anymore. Renovate homes, repairs etc...

neat

I remember talking in the UT about watching shit like flip and flop where people flip homes for a profit. It seems interesting but you need a conceptual understanding of the regional market and shit like that.

 

[John Price]

Rehab Addict is good too when that blonde Nicole buys an old ass house and turns it into a good one.