Useless Thread MDCCLXXVIII: Watermelon Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Kia - Doosan has been crazy today. 8-8 in the 8th.

 

[John Price]

You should memorize the derivatives of the six trig functions. Make sure you memorize the first two in the following list — they’re a snap. If you’re good at rote memorization, memorize the last four as well.
Here they are:

 

[John Price]

Choi, hits it to right, off the wall! Doosan scores 2 runs on the play!

It's now Kia 8, Doosan 10.

 

[John Price]

I cannot believe there are fans here at the stadium in Doosan.

 

[LarryFisherman]

He has been up for nearly an hour and has not posted here

check in hoss

ran into some issues on our user-map parser causing the app service to crash every time we hit the offending user. Microsofts graph api has caused a few headaches over the last few weeks.

we're also implementing their new asyncMetadataRead api which i'm sure will go smoothly.


it won't

 

[LarryFisherman]

also, i'm not in the central timezone, if that's what you were referring to. i'm in MST

 

[John Price]

ran into some issues on our user-map parser causing the app service to crash every time we hit the offending user. Microsofts graph api has caused a few headaches over the last few weeks.

we're also implementing their new asyncMetadataRead api which i'm sure will go smoothly.


it won't

I f***ing hate Javascript.

 

[John Price]

Final

Doosan 10
Kia 8

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Save 70% on The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Game of the Year Edition on Steam

@Oogie Boogie have you tried this game before

I played it yes

 

[John Price]

So if I get it correctly you don't code much Larry

Coding is starting to piss me the hell off. I mean if there's other parts of IT which are more "play with software" oriented (i.e. Devops) I'd certainly be interested in learning more. This coding f***ing shit always throws f***ing dumb ass exceptions or doesn't work as intended. Stupid ass shit.

"No function is defined"

it's defined you asshat

 

[John Price]

"You can't cast this to that."

The hell I can't

ass

 

[John Price]

You should be allowed to cast any type to whatever the f*** you want it. Integer to Date, Integer to String, etc. The fact that you are not allowed to cast is stupid.

 

[LarryFisherman]

I f***ing hate Javascript.

hmm, i'm not sure how that relates to anything i said, but ok. it is a complex language.

 

[John Price]

hmm, i'm not sure how that relates to anything i said, but ok. it is a complex language.

I'm working on JS now and trying to work this shit is stupid.

 

[John Price]

If there was IT with less coding I would be fine with that. Coding is so capricious. Is the compiler going to throw a random error?

 

[LarryFisherman]

If there was IT with less coding I would be fine with that. Coding is so capricious. Is the compiler going to throw a random error?

i don't know why you're trippin'. you're not going to break into the IT or development space at 40 years old with zero working experience and an attitude like:

You should be allowed to cast any type to whatever the f*** you want it. Integer to Date, Integer to String, etc. The fact that you are not allowed to cast is stupid.

so, don't even stress it. and again, for the 9000th time, don't start with JS. it has too many dependencies and is confusing as f*** for a newbie. Start with golang or python or something. and f***ing devote yourself to it. stop half-assing it and quitting because YOU don't like the rules.

 

[John Price]

python is too hard

 

[John Price]

I was asked to do Python in 2019

never again

 

[John Price]

Like there aren'te even any data types

I guess you could see the advantage of that as a scripting language as you don't have to waste time casting or having problems

var x = 5

var stringy = "Stringy"

 

[RayP]

Stop spamming

 

[John Price]

Stop spamming

 

[John Price]

Busy.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Like there aren'te even any data types

I guess you could see the advantage of that as a scripting language as you don't have to waste time casting or having problems

var x = 5

var stringy = "Stringy"

it's good to start using and understanding the fundamentals of syntax and how to solve a problem with code. you may never use it, though lots of companies are built on the back of it. comprehension is important and starting with JS is shooting yourself in the foot. especially for someone with the attention span you have.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Stop spamming

he's busy now so no worries