Useless Thread MDCCLXXVIII: Watermelon Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

She has a cute face, while it seems like you're just staring at her boobs

Lily is okay but is a step down from non-at&t features of milana

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

That buttoned down shirt hid "the nintendos"

She isn't showing cleavage, but you can kinda tell.

It's not like she's wearing a frumpy and oversized hoodie

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away

 

[Oogie Boogie]

@Oogie Boogie likes a different kind of Nintendo

That's right.
Don't blasphemy the name of Nintendo with vulgarity!

 

[John Price]

That's right.
Don't blasphemy the name of Nintendo with vulgarity!

Those Dragonball Z dolls at Walmart were kind of cool

 

[John Price]

yes we do appreciate "watermelons"

or "melons" in particular

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Those Dragonball Z dolls at Walmart were kind of cool

I'm waiting for some stuff to get shipped to me

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Marge appears on the scene, and after unsuccessfully trying to dissuade the police shooting (as Chief Wiggum claims that they do not negotiate with elephants), distracts the police by flashing her breasts to the assembled crowd. Krusty, still despised by residents of Springfield, saves the day when he remembers Stampy's safety word "Magumbo" after accidentally saying it while ogling Marge's breasts.

 

[John Price]

Nintendos

 

[John Price]

Nintendo appreciation thread

 

[John Price]

This stuff writes itself

 

[RayP]

wat

I have reported this post.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Almost any plural noun can be a euphemism for boobs.

"Would you look at the NHL Stanley Cup playoffs on her!"

[insert high sticking joke here]

 

[RayP]

sweater puppies

 

[Kairi Zaide]

On the last few pages : A lot of altruism

great to see

 

[John Price]

Now that you are moving into a new house how much furniture do you have to buy.

As a renter furniture is kinda pointless

 

[RayP]

Now that you are moving into a new house how much furniture do you have to buy.

As a renter furniture is kinda pointless

The f***

 

[John Price]

On the last few pages : A lot of altruism

great to see

Anti sex like you don't care about manly man shit

Scram

 

[John Price]

The f***

You heard me renter

 

[John Price]

That's why my TV is on a table. These are temporary arrangements.

 

[RayP]

You heard me renter

you’re an idiot

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Now that you are moving into a new house how much furniture do you have to buy.

As a renter furniture is kinda pointless

I bought a new california king bed because my current bed is a queen.

And we got two couches and an armchair off Facebook marketplace, all of them being from Crate and Barrel

 

[John Price]