Useless Thread MDCCLXXVII: That's why they call me Slim Shady

[John Price]

I am comfortable with Summer Rose returning to the UT.

 

[John Price]

I just want to rent an RV and drive throughout the South eating Waffle House for every meal.

 

[Summer Rose]

I am comfortable with Summer Rose returning to the UT.

If I stick around, I definitely won't be as active as I used to be.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Wasn't Duchene on the Avs

Why is he on the Preds

Makes you think

 

[Summer Rose]

I just want to rent an RV and drive throughout the South eating Waffle House for every meal.

Denny's > Waffle House

 

[Oogie Boogie]

That is blasphemy.

I would get the All-Star Special

 

[John Price]

Denny's > Waffle House

what

 

[John Price]

Scattered - hash browns on the grill
Smothered - with onions
Chunked - with ham
Covered - with cheese

 

[Oogie Boogie]

I hate onions

 

[John Price]

I hate onions

you need to sweat them down

 

[John Price]

i love raw onions on my whopper

 

[John Price]

Drinking alcohol makes you feel good

Therefore you do not like feeling good if you do not drink alcohol

 

[John Price]

@RayP still drinking those light seltzer waters?

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Drinking alcohol makes you feel good

Therefore you do not like feeling good if you do not drink alcohol

Ehat

 

[Summer Rose]

Safeway > Publix

 

[John Price]

Safeway > Publix

But does Safeway have Chicken Tender Subs?

 

[John Price]

Ehat

Look it up it's true

Drinking alcohol -> Feel good

Don't like drinking alcohol -> don't like feeling good

 

[Summer Rose]

But does Safeway have Chicken Tender Subs?

Chicken tender subs suck

 

[John Price]

Drinking alcohol causes the release of feel good chemicals called endorphins in the brain, a new study of brain images shows.

 

[John Price]

Chicken tender subs suck

Are you vegan.

 

[Summer Rose]

Are you vegan.

No

 

[John Price]

Sucks because harder spirits get me f***ed up like tequilla or vodka which have higher ABV however my body can't handle it

 

[John Price]

So many good spirits I can't drink

- rum and coke

- peanut butter whiskey

- Irish whiskey

- Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey

- Jack Daniels

- Absolut

 

[John Price]

Oh yeah you can't eat gluten

 

[John Price]

f***

According to the University of Dallas, this can occur because alcohol is actually an irritant and can upset your stomach. In fact, drinking too much alcohol can even lead to gastritis, which is when your stomach lining gets irritated, inflamed and erodes. Symptoms vary but include indigestion, stomach pain, nausea, upset stomach and more vomiting.