Useless Thread MDCCLXXVII: That's why they call me Slim Shady

[Sega Dreamcast]

Trying to decorate my house with my girlfriend is proving to be absolutely frustrating.

"I found these chairs on Facebook marketplace, do you like them?"

No, not really, they look uncomfortable.

"Well, they'll be more for looks than for sitting in."

Then why the f*** do we want them?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

We don't need to buy a new bed right now, because we can use my current bed in the meantime.

"But I don't want to move that bed into the guest room once we buy a new bed."

Okay, so we put the bed in the guest room, where it's going to end up anyway, and sleep in there for a week or two.

"I don't want to sleep upstairs in the guest room."

Then she claims that I'm the one being stubborn and inflexible

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"You don't like anything that I pick out," said the person who shoots down everything I pick out

 

[John Price]

Why isn't there hockey at noon today.

 

[John Price]

Yeah schedule a hockey game for noon tomorrow but not today

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Why isn't there hockey at noon today.

Good question

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Why isn't there hockey at noon today.

Yeah schedule a hockey game for noon tomorrow but not today

Yeah, I already posted about that

These f***ing playoff schedule makers are at it again with their stupidity.

Today is Sunday, yet the games don't start until 2pm, with another game starting at 3pm. Tomorrow is Monday, and the games start at noon with little overlap.

"But the first game is in Edmonton, and it starts at Noon local time." Then move up the 3pm game since it's being played in Toronto.

Common f***ing sense dictates that you would want as much TV time during the weekend, not the middle of a weekday

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Yeah schedule a hockey game for noon tomorrow but not today

why does it matter to you

 

[JMCx4]

@Sega Dreamcast: Not planning to be with this one much longer, eh?

 

[John Price]

why does it matter to you

i like hockey

 

[John Price]

Arizona 2 - Nashville 0

 

[Kairi Zaide]

i like hockey

You also don't have a job.

 

[John Price]

You also don't have a job.

I wantd to watch hockey at noon on a Sunday

There was not any

I was then forced to grind submachine guns in Warzone for 2 hours until the hockey started.

 

[John Price]

The game is on USA and they just played an ad for RAW

The last time I saw Monday Night RAW was March 16th in person

 

[John Price]

Do they honestly think people are going to watch RAW without an audience?

 

[Mantis]

don't you have a washington capitals cooking apron?

“Damn its creamy!”

 

[John Price]

Leveled up most of my submachine guns to max level. Still got the Uzi and Aug to go. Need the obsidian.

 

[John Price]

Smashville

alright grinding during the intermission

 

[Kairi Zaide]

I wantd to watch hockey at noon on a Sunday

There was not any

I was then forced to grind submachine guns in Warzone for 2 hours until the hockey started.

You weren't forced to do anything

 

[John Price]

You weren't forced to do anything

Well it was either that or watch Season 4 of Pokemon in Japanese

 

[John Price]

Guys my Aug is at level 52.

 

[John Price]

Why isn't Rask playing today.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Why isn't Rask playing today.

he's sick. did you tune in late?

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

he's sick. did you tune in late?

with what