Useless Thread MDCCLXXIV: Passive Trolling Appreciation

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John Price

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Here are some of the expressions and slang words unique to the Québec French. The examples below range from being weird to straight-up funny, even to a non-French speaker.
  1. Mon chum. This means “my friend” among French speaking Canadians and it is also a clear example of an Anglicism-“chum” is actually an English idiom. What makes this expression sort of confusing, even for French Canadian speakers, is that “chum” can also mean boyfriend, so it has the potential to create awkward situations between the sexes.
  1. Ma blonde. Similar, in some ways to the previous example, this expression means “my girlfriend” for a Québec French speaker, whereas it will literally mean “my blonde” to a Metropolitan French speaker, which will not make much sense.
  1. Baise-moué l’ail. Literally means “kiss my garlic.” Clearly, this is a derivative of an English expression that asks you to kiss a certain part of the human anatomy. As to why the French speaking Canadians chose to use garlic instead of an area located between your back and your thighs is still unclear.
  1. Avoir mal aux cheveux. It roughly translates to “have a hair ache.” It is an expression used to describe an intense headache. One can only assume that it came from the fact that the headache is so severe that it even made the hair feel the pain.
  1. Être tiguidou. Everything is just dandy. No problem here! A-Ok! (I love this expression and wish we can have here in France).
  1. Bonjour-Hi. Pretty much self-explanatory, this frequently used greeting is yet another example of Anglicism in Québec French. This should be understandable; this is often used by someone who is offering assistance such as a salesperson or a government employee, which is their way of saying that “I can render service to you in French or English”. However, the Parti Québécois has been clamping down on this greeting recently (source: here), we will how it goes.
  1. Se laisser manger la laine sur le dos.Meaning, to “let someone eat the wool off your back” means that you are letting someone make a fool out of you or swindle you. I personally think that this is one of the more creative expressions from the Québec French variety.
  1. J’ai la langue à terre.Roughly translates to “my tongue is on the floor” which means either you are really hungry or tired. The downside to this expression is that you might need to elaborate further after each time you say it, which, all the more, delays the relief you are hoping to get from either hunger or exhaustion. This expression, just like the previous example, may have its roots from Classical French.
  1. Lâche pas la patate! Literally, this translates to “don’t let go of the potato.” Yet another interesting expression, if you hear this from a French Canadian, he could be giving you encouragement not to back out of a daunting task, which is touching. But, most of the time, he is more likely threatening you not to chicken out of a bet, a dare, or a promise.
  1. Gosses. This, for sure, can be a very tricky word between Québec French and Metropolitan French. When in France, it will not be an issue if you say to someone “Ca va, les gosses?”in which you are just asking how their kids are doing. Gosses in Québec French however, has come to mean “testicles” for some reason. In short, the typical way of greeting someone’s kids in Metropolitan French may not elicit a pleasant response when spoken in Quebec.
 

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Hmm I really liked the beginning part, it was quite soft, and then the chorus and "drop" was not it for me
 

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I like it but at the same time I'm disappointed cause it's not really different from their last 2 title songs, we just got more of the same. Teddy keeps giving these girls the same song but with different lyrics lmao. Hopefully the music they made with other producers will be better than this.
 

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Absolutely. The drop is just "meh" and if this song was by any other girl group, it would have not charted well. But since it's BLACKPINK and how desperate Blinks are for a new song, "How you like that" will rack up millions of views and top the real time charts.
 

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Reception is REALLY negative about BP's new video. Wow. Even I didn't expect this.

"Sigh why change the formula if it leads to more success? I don't know why I was expecting something different lol

I really, really wanted to like this. And the first verse had me so hype. The instrumental was great, Rose was on fire, it was leading up to amazingness. Then the Blackpink trademark chorus drop happened, and it's back to the same formula. Same beat drop, no singing chorus, Lisa rap in the second verse (which was fire btw, her rap itself was great). The bridge (did this even have a bridge in the traditional sense?) and ending verse is a bit of a let-down for me, personally. So reminiscent of KTL but didn't really get me as excited as the start of the song did.

Anyway girls look absolutely stunning, each of them had moments to shine. Thank goodness they're finally out of the dungeon. When "Blackpink!" came on after the second chorus I almost cried of happiness."

Of course shill @Zaide doesn't want to acknowledge that BP has pretty much put out the same songs with different lyrics for the past 3 years
 

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Kairi Zaide

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Absolutely. The drop is just "meh" and if this song was by any other girl group, it would have not charted well. But since it's BLACKPINK and how desperate Blinks are for a new song, "How you like that" will rack up millions of views and top the real time charts.
Sounds like a more&more situation. :huh:

The reception is awfully similar. You have stans going all nuts for no reason while people able to see past their bias are underwhelmed (the same term I used to describe twice's comeback) or disappointed

I legit don't even know why you're going through the negative critics as a way to revenge yourself for my bad review of twice's comeback's main title, or anything. I told you more & more would have been alright if not for the chorus. You seem to think I hate Twice or something, which I don't. I gave Shadow a better rating than HYLT, fyi.

My comments are practically the same for both comebacks (M&M was 6/10, and HYLT 6.5-7/10, not decided yet), the only reason I'm giving more to blackpink is because lisa's part is absolute fire.
 
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Kairi Zaide

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Reception is REALLY negative about BP's new video. Wow. Even I didn't expect this.

"Sigh why change the formula if it leads to more success? I don't know why I was expecting something different lol

I really, really wanted to like this. And the first verse had me so hype. The instrumental was great, Rose was on fire, it was leading up to amazingness. Then the Blackpink trademark chorus drop happened, and it's back to the same formula. Same beat drop, no singing chorus, Lisa rap in the second verse (which was fire btw, her rap itself was great). The bridge (did this even have a bridge in the traditional sense?) and ending verse is a bit of a let-down for me, personally. So reminiscent of KTL but didn't really get me as excited as the start of the song did.

Anyway girls look absolutely stunning, each of them had moments to shine. Thank goodness they're finally out of the dungeon. When "Blackpink!" came on after the second chorus I almost cried of happiness."

Of course shill @Zaide doesn't want to acknowledge that BP has pretty much put out the same songs with different lyrics for the past 3 years
It's not the same song. The theme of the instrumentals is completely different. That said, yes the structure is very similar. This isn't a Blackpink thing only. It's more of a YG thing. 2ne1 has songs with a similar structure also.
 
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