Useless Thread MDCCLXXIV: Passive Trolling Appreciation

[RayP]

Wife threatened last night for me to sleep on the couch if I didn’t stop farting. That’s how bad we are talking.

 

[member 157595]

Wife threatened last night for me to sleep on the couch if I didn’t stop farting. That’s how bad we are talking.

what did you eat?

 

[John Price]

Busy day today Roman?

Yes I'm watching Korean baseball on ESPN right now.

 

[RayP]

what did you eat?

Nothing out of the norm. It’s weird. Yesterday all I had was fruit, vegetables, and baked chicken breast throughout the day.

Gonna be a long 7 hours in the car for her today.

 

[Bones Malone]

Shut up you promiscuous frenchman

Why isn't someone handing out a flaming warning for this post?

Makes me think...

 

[RayP]

Yes I'm watching Korean baseball on ESPN right now.

No less pathetic than the prior day, I suppose.

 

[John Price]

9-2 Doosan.

 

[John Price]

Doosan 9
SK 2

Final

 

[John Price]

 

[RayP]

If I drive today I can probably shave at least 30 maybe even 45 minutes off our drive.


But if my wife drives I can get some work done, but she will drive significantly slower.


Not sure what to do

 

[Kairi Zaide]

i dont

sure

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Mantis]

I just let out the nastiest and eggiest fart ever right before getting out of the elevator and then two people got in.

RIP

Remember when you shit your bike shorts?

 

[John Price]

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[John Price]

I just let out the nastiest and eggiest fart ever right before getting out of the elevator and then two people got in.

RIP

Top Chef All Stars Finale RECAP

6/19/20 by Richard Blais

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[John Price]

Richard Blais goat even if he is molecular gastronomist

 

[John Price]

A cucumber in liquid nitrogen is not food. Well it is edible but it's more art than food imo

 

[John Price]

Might get a sous vide machine. For 1500 that thermo mix better sous vide and freeze the hell outta shit

 

[RayP]

Remember when you shit your bike shorts?

You’re going to have to be more specific. Which time?

 

[Mantis]

You’re going to have to be more specific. Which time?

That woulda been tight if you shit yourself in the elevator. Some of those eggy farts are risky business.

 

[RayP]

That woulda been tight if you shit yourself in the elevator. Some of those eggy farts are risky business.

In my early 20s I was so wasted I puked in a hotel elevator once.

 

[John Price]

You’re going to have to be more specific. Which time?

Didn't you visit some of Blais' restaurants in Atlanta or was that the other Top Chef guy Kevin Gillespie