Useless Thread MDCCCXXXVIII : Harry Buttman Appreciation Thread (Mod Warning in Post #594)

[John Price]

British Fights Compilation 1​

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Apr 26, 2016

lmao "TAKE EM OUTSIDE"

OI MATE YOU'RE CAUSING A RUCKUS IN HERE LAD

When I see a fight IRL on the train

When I see a fight behind the safety of my computer screen on youtube

 

[PanthersPens62]

Thoughts and prayers to Mika, Morning Joe and their blended families as Mika's mom passed away on Friday.

 

[John Price]

ah yes this one is GTA IRL

guy randomly goes up to another in a suit and starts throwing punches

 

[John Price]

I dont' want to alarm yinz but the Mega Millions is 810 million dollars.

810 million?

you could buy the phoenix coyotes for 810 million.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

nobody watches RAW anymore and ratings have reached a record low!

#thankyouvince for that

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

you could buy the phoenix coyotes for 810 million.

That would be a pretty dope way to go bankrupt

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Gary Bettman: "It's not about the money, it's about sending a message"

 

[John Price]

Lmao at no Bruce Springsteen tickets being available even though I was in f***ing queue and got in

so f***ing stupid

f*** Ticketmaster

Why don't you just release the tickets you have to people instead of making them wait in this f***ing dumb ass queue

The stadium holds 20,000 I sincerely doubt 20000 nerds were also waiting trying to get tickets...FOR A PRESALE

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Disappointingly coherent answer by Mr. Poppa Pump there

 

[Oogie Boogie]

 

[John Price]

f*** off.

I'm not in the mood for this shit.

20000 SEAT VENUE

SOLD OUT WITHIN MILLISECONDS

EXPLAIN THAT TO ME.

EXPLAIN HOW I KEEP GETTING "BEAT" ON TICKETS THAT ARE CLEARLY AVAILABLE.

SOMETHING VERY SUSPICIOUS AND CORRUPT IS GOING ON.

 

[John Price]

Concert Presale

sold out within 1 second

how does that work

do you know those "people" aren't even real? they are all bots. they snatched up all the f***ing tickets

I'm not paying 1200 for a f***ing concert. f*** off. f*** off f*** off f*** the f*** off you mother f***ing f***.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Think I'll start farming mounts in WoW again.

 

[John Price]

I don't f***ing care.

I need my ticket.

I'm just going to sit here dropping more f5's than brock lesnar

i don't give a f***ing shit

I'll f***ing sit here f5'ing every f***ing second I swear until the f***ing general public sale opens

I don't give a f***

I'm getting tickets at a reasonable cost today

I will sit by this f***ing computer all morning and afternoon if I have to

 

[Oogie Boogie]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

I would like to have access to a time machine.
Not to change history, or to change my own, but simply to experience historic moments in time.
To witness events with my own eyes and feel and see things as they did.

 

[John Price]

GIVE ME A MOTHERf***ING TICKET

 

[John Price]

IF I DON'T GET A f***ING TICKET TODAY BECAUSE THIS f***ING SHOW IS SOLD OUT I SWEAR TO YOU I WILL HIT THE BUFFET AND CONSUME 50000 CALORIES I SHIT YOU NOT

I DON'T f***ING CARE ANYMORE

GIVE ME MY f***ING TICKET WHICH I A VERY IMPORTANT AND DISTINGUISHED INDIVIDUAL AM ENTITLED TO AS A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON

GIVE IT TO ME NOW

YOU MOTHER f***ING ASSHOLE

 

[John Price]

If you don't want to give me a ticket, fine.

I will just spend money buying games on the ps5 store.

Either way I will spend money today.

You forced me to do this. You f***ing motherf***ing asshole f***ing ass. f***ing mother f***ing no good f***ing asshole bitch ass. f***. I'm so mad.

 

[PanthersPens62]

Good Lord........talk about being entitled! Calm down Mr. Price, the world will go on even if you don't get a ticket.

 

[John Price]

shut up

i need that ticket

it's one ticket too i don't understand how it's so much trouble to get one ticket. I'm not buying a f***ing group package or several seats, just 1 LOUSY TICKET OUT OF 20000

IT SHOULDN'T BE THIS DIFFICULT

I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR SHIT

 

[PanthersPens62]

shut up

i need that ticket

it's one ticket too i don't understand how it's so much trouble to get one ticket. I'm not buying a f***ing group package or several seats, just 1 LOUSY TICKET OUT OF 20000

IT SHOULDN'T BE THIS DIFFICULT

I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR SHIT

You act like 20,000 people have no interest in tickets. Why isn't he having the tour in stadium venues? Sounds to me like he is really limiting how many of his fans can see him. I'd be angry at him for choosing smaller venues. I'm sorry this is happening I really am, but its really not the end of the world.

 

[John Price]

You act like 20,000 people have no interest in tickets. Why isn't he having the tour in stadium venues? Sounds to me like he is really limiting how many of his fans can see him. I'd be angry at him for choosing smaller venues. I'm sorry this is happening I really am, but its really not the end of the world.

HE IS HAVING A TOUR IN A STADIUM

CAPITAL ONE ARENA

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

HE IS HAVING A TOUR IN A STADIUM

CAPITAL ONE ARENA

lirl

 

[PanthersPens62]

HE IS HAVING A TOUR IN A STADIUM

CAPITAL ONE ARENA

That is not a stadium.........Nationals Park or Fed Ex Field are stadiums.

He is soooooooo going to blow his diet sky-high today!