Useless Thread MDCCCXXXVIII : Harry Buttman Appreciation Thread (Mod Warning in Post #594)

[John Price]

Just arrived in Bedminster for the big LIV Tour Golf Tournament. Record money to winners, great excitement. Come on out on Friday, Saturday or Sunday to watch the great play by the best players!

 

[RayP]

Mega Millions jackpot tops $1 billion after no one won $830 million grand prize

$1.02 billion, to be exact. That's almost sure to grow before Friday night's drawing. There have now been 29 straight drawings without a winner.

www.cbsnews.com

What a waste of money

 

[John Price]

What a waste of money

with that money you could buy a mat that won't allow your chair to fracture the tiled floor!

 

[John Price]

KT WIZ walk off!!!

 

[PanthersPens62]

Just arrived in Bedminster for the big LIV Tour Golf Tournament. Record money to winners, great excitement. Come on out on Friday, Saturday or Sunday to watch the great play by the best players!

You are clearly the most persecuted poster in Ze Lounge.

And before you ask, yes I know the LIV Finale is at Doral & no I am not going.

 

[RayP]

with that money you could buy a mat that won't allow your chair to fracture the tiled floor!

not gonna happen…. I’m not so chubby that when sit on chairs and roll around I crack floors like you do

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Happy Camel Day

 

[John Price]

1 billion dollars

 

[Kairi Zaide]

oh it's that time of the year where @John Price obsesses over the best way to tax the poor and make them even poorer

 

[John Price]

oh it's that time of the year where @John Price obsesses over the best way to tax the poor and make them even poorer

i dont think you understand

1 billion dollars

 

[Oogie Boogie]

i dont think you understand

1 billion dollars

Things we know __________________

 

[John Price]

if you had 1 billion dollars you could buy 3 miku nendoroids.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

if you had 1 billion dollars you could buy 3 miku nendoroids.

3 lirl
I'd probably go ham and buy the actual GOOD 1/7 figures

 

[John Price]

I am already a millionaire




I have 23 million dong



@Siamese Dream

 

[John Price]

if i had 1 billion dollars i could buy carnival cruise lines

 

[RayP]

if i had 1 billion dollars i could buy carnival cruise lines

You might even be able to buy a job

 

[John Price]

You might even be able to buy a job

The way you live it's like you already won the lottery

no work and biking all day

 

[RayP]

The way you live it's like you already won the lottery

no work and biking all day

I work plenty

 

[John Price]

Very BIG and IMPORTANT announcement tomorrow -- stay tuned, will BE WILD!

 

[Oogie Boogie]

No it won't

 

[John Price]

No it won't

it will be

it is very important news

i will reveal tomorrow!! Many people here will be very excited about it!

 

[Oogie Boogie]

it will be

it is very important news

i will reveal tomorrow!! Many people here will be very excited about it!

Give us a hint

 

[John Price]

you meet the pope yet @Zaiden Shogun

 

[Kairi Zaide]

i dont think you understand

1 billion dollars

Yes, it's a lot

And your odds of getting struck by lightning are higher than your odds of winning it.