Useless Thread MDCCCXXXVII - Sarah Matthews Appreciation Thread (WARNING: NO POLITICS)

[LarryFisherman]

you would literally be the most annoying coworker on the planet and that's exactly the reason i'd never advocate for you to be hired with my company

imagine how stupid i would look bringing a doofus onboard who in every standup just reports "i don't know how to do that, but it's stupid anyway and has no bearing on anything IRL"

lulz bro

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

[The main characters see dragons for the first time]

"They fly now?"

"They fly now!"

"They fly now..."

 

[RayP]

you would literally be the most annoying coworker on the planet and that's exactly the reason i'd never advocate for you to be hired with my company

imagine how stupid i would look bringing a doofus onboard who in every standup just reports "i don't know how to do that, but it's stupid anyway and has no bearing on anything IRL"

lulz bro

Wouldn’t even trust him to get me lunch.

“I’ll take a salad, please.”

Here’s your fried chicken. - @John Price

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Wouldn’t even trust him to get me lunch.

“I’ll take a salad, please.”

Here’s your fried chicken. - @John Price

I fail to see the problem.

 

[RayP]

I fail to see the problem.

 

[John Price]

I fail to see the problem.

 

[RayP]

@John Price my neighbors hire a service to come and pick up their dog poop for them. I’ll get you an application.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

@John Price my neighbors hire a service to come and pick up their dog poop for them. I’ll get you an application.

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i don't get this. If you're unable to clean up after a dog you shouldn't have a dog in the first place.

EDIT: Truck is 10/10 though, would buy.

 

[RayP]

i don't get this. If you're unable to clean up after a dog you shouldn't have a dog in the first place.

EDIT: Truck is 10/10 though, would buy.

They never let their dogs inside. Not even sure why they have them. Heat index I saw at one point was 111. Dogs outside entire day. Two massive great danes no less. Maddening.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I don't pick up any dog shit in my backyard and it's not noticeable

 

[TheGreenTBer]

They never let their dogs inside. Not even sure why they gave them. Heat index I saw at one point was 111. Dogs outside entire day. Two massive great danes no less. Maddening.

That's heartbreaking. I don't even like letting my dog walk on the pavement right now because I worry about her paws.

 

[RayP]

Even @John Price ’s parents let him inside.



Absurd.

I don't pick up any dog shit in my backyard and it's not noticeable

That's heartbreaking. I don't even like letting my dog walk on the pavement right now because I worry about her paws.

Same. Which sucks because our puppy can play literally all day. Never tired from it. 15 minute walk - exhausted for hours.

 

[RayP]

Drank way too much whiskey last night.

Especially bad decision given it is 117.5 proof.

It’s like I forget how to be a functioning adult when my wife is out of town. When she’s not around I’m beyond pathetic. She better outlive me.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Other than rarely stepping in it, I haven't noticed any issues with not picking up the shit.

We bought a nice scoop when we moved in, we literally haven't used it once

 

[RayP]

Other than occasionally stepping in it, I haven't noticed any issues with not picking up the shit

 

[LarryFisherman]

i don't get this. If you're unable to clean up after a dog you shouldn't have a dog in the first place.

EDIT: Truck is 10/10 though, would buy.

lol, i still have an old s10. it was my grandpa's. he taught me to drive with it in the desert of gila bend AZ starting from age 11 onward.

it's all i have left of him and i'll never get rid of the thing, even though i rarely drive it. the most sentimental thing i'll ever own.

 

[RayP]

lol, i still have an old s10. it was my grandpa's. he taught me to drive with it in the desert of gila bend AZ starting from age 11 onward.

it's all i have left of him and i'll never get rid of the thing, even though i rarely drive it. the most sentimental thing i'll ever own.

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That gutter extension is terrible. It’s oddly long yet not even long enough. Come on.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Apparently dog shit is bad for the environment and might spread diseases.

Don't know why I assumed people did it just to keep their lawn looking nice

 

[John Price]

@John Price my neighbors hire a service to come and pick up their dog poop for them. I’ll get you an application.

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that shit has germs in it

around the city there are signs all over saying it's illegal to let your dog poop and not clean it up

 

[RayP]

Apparently it's bad for the environment and might spread diseases.

Don't know why I assumed people did it to keep their lawn looking nice

You….. didn’t know that?

Ffs

Maybe give that dog to someone else.

 

[John Price]

Apparently it's bad for the environment and might spread diseases.

Don't know why I assumed people did it to keep their lawn looking nice

@Fixed to Ruin

 

[RayP]

that shit has germs in it

around the city there are signs all over saying it's illegal to let your dog poop and not clean it up

Dude I’ve seen your kitchen you have no room to be talking about germs.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

lol, i still have an old s10. it was my grandpa's. he taught me to drive with it in the desert of gila bend AZ starting from age 11 onward.

it's all i have left of him and i'll never get rid of the thing, even though i rarely drive it. the most sentimental thing i'll ever own.

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god bless your grandpa, brother.

 

[RayP]

that shit has germs in it

around the city there are signs all over saying it's illegal to let your dog poop and not clean it up

Dude I’ve seen your kitchen you have no room to be talking about germs.

I was so triggered I had to post that twice, apparently.

 

[John Price]

Drank way too much whiskey last night.

Especially bad decision given it is 117.5 proof.

It’s like I forget how to be a functioning adult when my wife is out of town. When she’s not around I’m beyond pathetic. She better outlive me.

I can't hold my whiskey no more

One drop and I throw up like mad

I had to stop buying the Skrewball