Useless Thread MDCCCXXIX - March Munch Appreciation Thread

[Kairi Zaide]

How do you train a puppy to walk. Mine apparently hates walks.

A few years ago, @John Price tried to walk dogs as a side jig, IIRC !

 

[John Price]

A few years ago, @John Price tried to walk dogs as a side jig, IIRC !

yes! you all saw young ehat!

 

[Oogie Boogie]

uber

 

[Kairi Zaide]

uber

This is another side jig that he failed at

 

[Oogie Boogie]

This is another side jig that he failed at

When will @John Price do another side job

 

[John Price]

This is another side jig that he failed at

i'm a good driver

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

that being said as a man i dont' feel it's necessary to learn how to cook.

It's just so manly, barely being able to take care of yourself

 

[John Price]

It's just so manly, barely being able to take care of yourself

You are aware most athletes don't cook.

 

[G2P]

Sick of video calls.

 

[John Price]

An NBA star here, he said the first thing he did once he got his millions was to hire a private chef. That way the chef would cook for him and have him on special diets.

f*** cooking.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

You are aware most athletes don't cook.

Well most athletes are usually pre-occupied with, y'know, being a professional athlete.

What's your excuse?

 

[G2P]

That’s pretty common.

 

[John Price]

Well most athletes are usually pre-occupied with, y'know, being a professional athlete.

What's your excuse?

We dont' have the materials or ingredients here to produce food on a consistent basis. This is not a restaurant.

In addition without recipes or any sort of guidelines it's almost impossible to improvise a dinner for one. You cannot just take ingredients in the pantry and whip up a meal like it's a Chopped challenge.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

In addition without recipes or any sort of guidelines it's almost impossible to improvise a dinner for one. You cannot just take ingredients in the pantry and whip up a meal like it's a Chopped challenge.

lirl

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Refresh our memories, how long does it take you to boil water and cook pasta?

 

[G2P]

Imagine not knowing how to grocery shop

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

You cannot just take ingredients in the pantry and whip up a meal

 

[John Price]

lirl

I'm not joking it's the truth. We don't get like Ted whatshisname saying IN YOUR MYSTERY BOX, CHICKEN, RICE, SOY SAUCE, BROCCOLI. WHIP UP A DISH CHEFS

*chefs scurry to stove*

 

[G2P]

Homemade nachos.

 

[John Price]

Imagine not knowing how to grocery shop

I don't know how to do this, i shop strictly based on need listed in recipe

 

[G2P]

I'm not joking it's the truth. We don't get like Ted whatshisname saying IN YOUR MYSTERY BOX, CHICKEN, RICE, SOY SAUCE, BROCCOLI. WHIP UP A DISH CHEFS

*chefs scurry to stove*

Why are you 41 and still living at home

 

[John Price]

Why are you 41 and still living at home

I don't live at home with anyone else

I have my own property

 

[G2P]

Noted

 

[John Price]

Noted

Is that your cat

 

[G2P]

Is that your cat

yessir