Useless Thread MDCCCXXIII - Jin SeHee depreciation thread

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Slovakia scores. 1-0.

 

[John Price]

This is a good game so far.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The Feds are checking your trust fund activity now as we speak. Your donations to the convoy under the pseudonym @stuffedteddybears was just too damn obvious.

I thought it was @ChiefRunningToilet

 

[John Price]

jokerit mention

 

[John Price]

I thought it was @ChiefRunningToilet

USA is up 2-1 on Slovakia right now in the Men's olympic hockey quarterfinal.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

USA is up 2-1 on Slovakia right now in the Men's olympic hockey quarterfinal.

Big whoop

 

[John Price]

Big whoop

@Fixed to Ruin

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

I thought it was @ChiefRunningToilet

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Penguins fans after watching Crosby get his 500th goal:

 

[John Price]

...

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Just replace "made this" with "scored 500 goals"

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"We did it" proclaimed the fans who contributed approximately 0 of the 500 goals

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Sorry Sid, your accomplishment didn't happen during the playoffs, therefore the majority of your fans didn't see it happen

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

500 goals is pretty impressive, but it's not a 18 year football career with diminishing returns for the past decade.

Like, when's the last time you dodged all accountability before throwing a teammate under the bus

 

[Kairi Zaide]

...

 

[Kairi Zaide]

at least the us aren't choking in other sports like canada is!! (and they might still choke in men's hockey)

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Shaq should be forced to read and comprehend this.

Then that big dunce should take a moment to think about what he said, and lower his head in shame and disgrace

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Then again, what if Shaq isn't stupid, but instead he's just another rich asshole that doesn't want to pay taxes, so he repeated some bullshit libertarian talking point without giving it any thought.

Doesn't want Uncle Sam getting any part of his quite frankly embarrassing commercial money

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

From now on, I refuse to be forced to follow society's "standard of hygiene", so I will no longer relieve myself in those prison-like structures you sheep refer to as bathrooms.

Also, I'm not washing my hands ever again. AT MOST, I will run the water for a few seconds but I am not getting my hands wet.

Then, if anyone ever confronts me about not washing my hands, I'll shove my dirty poop hands in their face and say "Here, smell them, they're clean"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

@Sega Dreamcast

 

[John Price]

at least the us aren't choking in other sports like canada is!! (and they might still choke in men's hockey)

Still 3rd place in the medal count

Canada is not even top 10!

 

[John Price]

Don't really have much room to talk, got beaten by the better side. Going to play Lost Ark.