Useless Thread MDCCCXLVI - Soy sauce + Ice cream ♥️

[Sega Dreamcast]

Jim Nantz : "Is a bear hug a hold? I don't think so."

What? If you're holding someone in place, that would obviously be holding.

A bear hug is obviously different than containing someone's forward progression

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Every time they show Todd Bowles, he looks utterly clueless.

Surely people realize he's a shitty coach, right

 

[John Price]

Happy Hanukkah

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

lol patriots

What the shit was that, throwing desperation laterals when IT WAS f***ING TIED

Josh McDaniels falling ass backwards into another win, further proving that is an unjust universe

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

These two pathetic teams better not tie tonight.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I cannot emphasize this enough, f*** the Giants.

"Neither team has had much success in recent years."

Two championships in the last 15 years, literally eat my shit

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I cannot emphasize this enough, f*** the Giants.

"Neither team has had much success in recent years."

Two championships in the last 15 years, literally eat my shit

Thanks for making me laugh brother, I have had a disaster of a day and I needed that.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm very cranky today I left my gloves on the subway I need a f***ing new pair.

The were good thick gloves too the 20 dollar kind. Now I have to buy another f***ing pair. I'm so mad. f***.

I went to 3 stores before the game they were sold out of gloves. It's winter. How can you have no gloves.

Serves you right for being a dolt!!

Jesus Christ man…you can’t even keep track of a pair of f***ing mittens??

For Christmas, your mother should buy you pairs of these…

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

So wait…the World Cup actually was decided by a f***ing shootout??

L

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L

Seriously though, there are no words for how f***ing lame that is.

Pansy-ass bullshit.

 

[PanthersPens62]

So wait…the World Cup actually was decided by a f***ing shootout??

L

O

L

Seriously though, there are no words for how f***ing lame that is.

Pansy-ass bullshit.

Soccer fans think this is so wonderful, although our own Mr. Price's silence when confronted with this fact speaks volumes.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Soccer fans think this is so wonderful, although our own Mr. Price's silence when confronted with this fact speaks volumes.

You are advocating them golng golden goal which could go on forever, how else would they resolve a tie situation

if you don't like the shootout then don't go to a shootout. win the game in regulation or ET

 

[Oogie Boogie]

shootout lmfao
embarrassing

 

[PanthersPens62]

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You are advocating them golng golden goal which could go on forever, how else would they resolve a tie situation

if you don't like the shootout then don't go to a shootout. win the game in regulation or ET

Oh lookie, responding with pictures of a coach I don't like!

Yes, I am advocating ending the game similar to how any other sport ends a game. Not with a gimmick. If hockey players can go 4 OT's in the post season to determine a winner then so can soccer players. It may force them not to "get injured" as much, but that too would be a huge improvement.

 

[John Price]

Oh lookie, responding with pictures of a coach I don't like!

Yes, I am advocating ending the game similar to how any other sport ends a game. Not with a gimmick. If hockey players can go 4 OT's in the post season to determine a winner then so can soccer players. It may force them not to "get injured" as much, but that too would be a huge improvement.

The problem is its not like hockey where you can keep playing. In that case it would take 5 or 6 hours to play the game

 

[PanthersPens62]

The problem is its not like hockey where you can keep playing. In that case it would take 5 or 6 hours to play the game

No it would not. You end it with sudden death or a "golden goal" and it would have taken approximately an extra 20 minutes yesterday. Meanwhile much more importantly:



Maybe El Presidente reads your posts!

 

[John Price]

No it would not. You end it with sudden death or a "golden goal" and it would have taken approximately an extra 20 minutes yesterday. Meanwhile much more importantly:



Maybe El Presidente reads your posts!

How much extra time have you seen. They've tried golden goal before. There's a reason they stopped

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

How much extra time have you seen. They've tried golden goal before. There's a reason they stopped

An endless overtime in soccer does sound a bit like torture... for the audience

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Serves you right for being a dolt!!

Jesus Christ man…you can’t even keep track of a pair of f***ing mittens??

For Christmas, your mother should buy you pairs of these…

These are indispensable for parents, for the following reasons:

1) little kids have the attention span of a cocaine-addicted gnat and will drop things at will
2) when they do, they never remember where they leave it
3) it's literally impossible to get gloves on them and mittens are hard enough
4) it's even more impossible when they have a coat on and are squirming like a damn worm
5) it's rare to find mittens that aren't too big so having something that will stretch is vital

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

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